44th treasure [audio]

[captainash]

[For a minute, only the usual noises of a large city at night can be heard. It's only after two Meowth start arguing some distance away that someone finaly speaks.

Ash hesitated a long time, before starting this feed.]

...If I have to celebrate one more birthday in this world, I think I'm going to scream. Does anyone have any terrible birthday stories to share, or do I have to start telling my own?

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[Private Text]

[callbacks]

yeah theyre bad bad dogs
the worst
dont let it get to you though none of us could do anything about them either
at least not these versions of us
so whatever

[Private Text]

[captainash]

Maybe the llama god could do it.
Llama versus dogs: the match of the century.

[Private Text] WOW WELL I SURE DID NOT MEAN TO TEXT COLOR whoops

[callbacks]

haha
yeah
maybe

[Well, Dave sure did a good job depressing the fuck out of himself today. At least the image of the llama taking on both Jacks is sort of funny.]

sorry again
i swear im not always an untrammeled leaky sack of woe

[Private Text] I kinda figured that was accidental. Though bright and cheery!

[captainash]

Everyone's allowed to be an untrammeled leaky sack of woe once in a while.
Unless you're working at a theme park, but that's what off-hours are for.
It's less damaging than the traditional Bisidian celebration/mourning/depression activity, anyway.

[Private Text]

[callbacks]

the what

[That's one hell of an opener for a subject change.]

[Private Text]

[captainash]

The traditional Bisidian celebration/mourning/depression activity.
Namely, getting really drunk.
Being a sack of woe might feel temporarily unpleasant, but at least it doesn't destroy your liver.

[Private Text]

[callbacks]

oh
yeah
ill pass
thats not a taste im interested in cultivating really

[Private Text]

[captainash]

A most wise decision.
I've seen what happens when colleagues cultivate it a little too much, and it's not pretty.
AND it might just make the woe worse, if you're unlucky.

[Private Text]

[callbacks]

my luck stats are trash so yeah reiterating the decision to pass on it
ive been up close and personal with the results of getting truly sozzled too i dont really need to test it on my own still developing delicate organs

[Private Text]

[captainash]

Developing organs are delicate indeed.
Besides, even if they weren't, they do so much good work for us that they deserve to be treated well.

Unless yours are not actually working hard for you, in which case... treat them well still, I guess?

[Private Text]

[callbacks]

their outputs satisfactory i guess
especially given that all things considered they really shouldnt have to work at all anymore
couldve retired and translocated to fiji for the sun and teeny paper umbrellas in usda approved virgin daiquiris

[Private Text]

[captainash]

Relocating to Olivine for the sun and virgin drinks is still an option.
They'd have to drag you along, of course, but it might improve their performance even more.