44th treasure [audio]

[captainash]

[For a minute, only the usual noises of a large city at night can be heard. It's only after two Meowth start arguing some distance away that someone finaly speaks.

Ash hesitated a long time, before starting this feed.]

...If I have to celebrate one more birthday in this world, I think I'm going to scream. Does anyone have any terrible birthday stories to share, or do I have to start telling my own?

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[Anon, Private Text]

[callbacks]

don't even get me started

[video]

[solas_ion]

One year I woke up on the floor of a completely destroyed room of my teacher's castle with my best friend. ...Except we were wearin' each other's armor. Which was weird 'cause my armor didn't fit him worth a damn and I was swimmin' in his--we were kids at the time, I didn't get taller until later.

...Also part of that wing of the castle was on fire.

And one of my horses was sleeping in my bed.

[Beat.]

And I was hung over to hell and back.

[Probably didn't need to clarify the last part, Lancer.]

[Audio]

[tearsofademon]

Haaa... The time my birthday was celebrated back home was one. Let's just say I've got lousy taste in friends.

[video]

[toothaches]

_{[Somebody hasn't figured out the other Poke'gear response options yet work with him here.]}

I'm takin' it that you've been here a while...

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[veggie_vamp]

Ummm, well, sort of?

See, I had this ex-boyfriend who made my birthday a holiday! ... But he named it after himself.

Audio

[anexcitableboy]

Hey, happy birthday!

I dunno if it counts as 'terrible', but I keep forgetting mine.

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[dashdash]

Happy birthday. I wanna hear your birthday stories.

audio;

[ruinimpendent]

[ His last birthday was rather horrible. As if his torture was a grand present for his twin. He's got the sound of a Spinda... arguing? With a Zigzagoon in the background. ]
...You were one of those seeking a Spinda, when I first arrived.
[ because lbr his spinda would totally make some eggs asap
Luckily, his voice is gentle - not lingering on the idea of birthdays. ]

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[pipers_son]

One time one of the tigers got out, and we had ta use my brother Dagger as bait ta lure her back inta her cage.

On his birthday.

So, y'know, s'was memorable at least, ha.

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[oldestfriend]

Oh, I have plenty. Do you want morbidly funny stories, or just plain funny ones?

[Voice]

[crouching_sin]

... It depends. How depressed do you want to be?

[text]

[ferino]

whats a birthday party like? i never seen a good one