victory_road | FOURTH WALL MINGLE LOG

[ Haurchefant Fortemps was at the Lake of Rage.

He was also just laying back - as he saw the vast amount of Minions who swarmed over him - just. So many Minions. There were Dragonets and Moogle, and even... a tiny Nidhogg and Hraesvelgr.

Later on during the period, he'll have set up camp and a hearty meal for anybody who drops by - glad all his Pokemon have come out with him, due to this. However, the Minion linger. And one of them seems to be more living... ]

I.
[It doesn't matter whether it's an inn, a campsite, or even that house you bought with your hard-earned money. Somehow, a young girl has gotten inside your current residence. Really, it's quite the feat that she made it so far without being detected; in one hand, she's dragging a very large and heavy-looking sack, and... Are those bells hanging in her hair?

She isn't alone, either. Accompanying her is a Stantler, which unfortunately seems more interested in making itself at home than it is in listening to her commands. She looks close to tears at her predicament, leaning a shoulder against her animal companion and shoving it with all her might. It ignores her entirely, continuing to chew on a potted plant/window curtain/backpack strap that it apparently finds particularly delicious.]

M-Mr. Reindeer, please... We have to go!

II.
[Alternately, you might find her on the road somewhere—though you're far more likely to notice Mr. Reindeer first. Finally, it's carrying her away to a new location as her trusty steed... And apparently much more quickly than she had anticipated, what with the way she's clinging to its neck for ~~deer~~ dear life.]

Mr. Reindeer, please slow down—!

[...Nope, it doesn't seem to be listening to that order, either. You might want to get out of the way, since it's set to charge through anything—and anyone—in its path.]

_{[YOU KNOW IT'S FOURTH WALL, WHEN...]

[1. There's already a video recording on the network of the Magic Schoolbus plunging into the Cinnabar volcano.]

[2. The background music in the Department Store changed to Yackety Sax and consequently everything degenerated into chaos within minutes.]

[And most importantly, 3. when you wake up with a light saber on your bedstand.]}

[OOC: IMAGE LINK LEADS TO AN IMPORTANT VIDEO. Your character may encounter Heather ANYWHERE, with or without the beam sabre. JUST FUCK ME UP.]

[given a choice, Lillie would avoid the tall grass.

However, she, like her Alola Vulpix was standing on a rock, being circled by literal landsharks, Gibles of all things.

If you were passing by, Lillie waves at you, calling out,] Um, a little help? Please? Anyone? I kind of need a rescue!

[Later on, Lillie is wandering around the big hub down of Goldenrod, taking into note of everything that is distinctly un-Alolaian. She's making notes of the various Pokemon, and is totally up for encounters, I mean frands.]

[ There are many unexpected guests in Johto and Kanto for these next 3 days. That's par for the course. Some fit in, begrudgingly or otherwise. Some have more difficulty.

Some were never meant to exist in this world.

Certain locations (i.e. any non-route or city location; Lake of Rage, Ilex Forest, Ruins of Alph, Rock Tunnel, etc.) throughout the continent seem... different. Disquieting. Wrong. The abnormal BGM might serve as a clue.

The beast itself seems to be drifting aimlessly. It doesn't have much of a consciousness, and barely seems to notice its surroundings. It pays no mind to the local inhabitants.

But every playable character in the game has come through time and space to be here. They're (unintentional) cross-dimensional travelers. Fallers, if you will. The beast will approach any Fallers it detects (while it doesn't seem to have eyes, it will "face" anyone it does notice).

Attempt to sneak around it? Take a picture? Even try to battle it? ]

My eyes hath deceived me, but no more.

[There's a very royal voice as Her Majesty the Empress Sultana may her reign blah blah blah. Nanamo Ul Namo stood there, being lifted by a very swole looking Meowth over its head as she smiled at the WoL Fanboy.]

Good sun above, you are not dead!

*oh, so it's one of those weekends now, is it?*

I don't suppose it would help to try to lure him with actual food....

*Sion would rather not have his and Ryner's furniture chewed on, after all, their own teams make keeping the place tidy enough of a task as it is....*

[ ...Haurchefant cannot help but bow to her, scrambling to get some of the minions off of him. Sort of tossing them aside. (there is a grumble from lalanero) ]

...I apologize, Sultana of Ul'Dah, but I still am.

I am getting tired of being woken up from a nap! How irritating!

[Is that a talking belt?

it is a talking belt.

a talking belt worn by a machamp of all things, around his waist like his training belt. Oh shoot, where's his training belt?

Mr. Belt sighed as he hailed down the first person around him.]

Excuse me, but can you direct me to the nearest Pokecenter? I need to make a phonecall.

Edited 2017-05-26 05:06 (UTC)

[A]

[It's a bird. It's a horse. It's a horsebird. Actually, it's a chocobo. Although Naltryd's Growlithe remains at her side, she's got a new companion in the form of a giant, rideable bird. Those familiar with chocobos might be...a little concerned about the thing's diet, though, because he's really, really fat. Still, he's kind of adorable, even if he does need to have greens or cake on a stick to motivate him to run and fly. Yes, he flies.

Naltryd's enjoying one of her favorite methods of transportation while she can. She doesn't know what's caused her mount to suddenly appear here, but she won't look a gift chocobo in the mouth.]

[B]

[Once she's had her fill of riding, Naltryd decides to settle down for the afternoon and evening and just cloud watch for a while, wherever she's ended up. Want to join her? She's got a picnic blanket and everything, though not too much in the way of food.]

... of course you are. T'would be remiss to think otherwise.

[Nanamo gently punched Haurch in the leg, out of jest than anything else.]

And yet you are hale, well, and covered in clockwork minions! I daresay, if your family were here you would be buried in well wishes, hugs, and possibly a slightly teary eyed Ser Aymeric.

_{[Henry looks up from the Pokemon Center help desk, clearly frazzled from the STREAM of people rushing in. Most of them just want to hide from the chaos blooming outside and others are worried something is wrong with their pokemon once it has started tap-dancing or the only thing that comes out of their pokeball is a three-tier wedding cake.]

[Henry leans around one of the guests when he notices a familiar tuft of hair.]}

Heather, you can't bring that in here!

[ He lets out a little laugh, looking to them. ]

Are they not splendid?! I woke up with them, my dear - another day in this land. Which - as I am sure you are glad to know - is not Halones' Halls. Nay, this is the land of Pokemon - where living and dead gather to train beasts!

[Nanamo's traded up, having borrowed a Machamp as her ride and yet, she was surprised to see the enormous birbs of her world.

Tromping up, she realized who this was, and waved.]

Hail Scion! T'would be a reckoning if I find thou here, and naught dogging the Garlean men.

Land of... Pokemon? T'would explain the hale creature holding me up.

[Hopping off, and almost sinking into the tall grass, Nanamo looked up at the man of Ishgard with some amusement.]

I am relieved to see you alive, even in this state of being piled on by minions, Ser Haurchefant. It gladdens my heart to see you well. Even if times progressed rather swiftly back on Eorzea.

[ The beast has come to investigate the calls of distress. This... might not be the kind of rescue Lillie wanted, but it's arrived nonetheless.

Emitting a call of its own, it kind of just floats there, above the Gible. It would normally engage a Faller outright, but... it hesitates.

Lillie looks kind of like one of its own kind. ]

[Envy knows exactly what kind of weekend it is when he pops awake in the morning not feeling the slightest bit groggy. He's SO ALERT.]

[And the reason he woke up is right next to him picking something up off the bedstand--but what is it?]

What'd you get? Does that do something?

[Holy Arceus what the hell is that?!

Lillie stared for a long moment, taking in the sight of the UB01. She's hesitant, in the way that it looked hauntingly familiar, but at the same time, it gave her chills.

Vulpix was worriedly guarding her trainer, and Lillie bit her lip.]

Who... are you?

a)
[ When Prompto woke up outside - with a lady sitting nearby but shying away from him when he looked at her - he was a little confused. But after seeing Weird Shit on the network, he's realised...

...Not everybody knows how to use a camera. So if you're taking shots? Don't mind Prompto teleporting nearby to offer advice. (He isn't in control of this.) ]

b)
[ After a nice day of camerawork and teaching people, Prompto wants to go inside and cuddle with Noctis and show off the Chocobo Chick he found.

But no, he can't get inside. Whenever Prompto touches a door, he's slightly. Teleported away. (And the strange lady watching him and chuckling.) ]

Oh, come on! This isn't cool at all!

c)
Or you do a thing and I adjust. I don't even care.

Edited 2017-05-26 05:23 (UTC)

[Hey, if you can't get Raubahn, go with the next best thing, right?

She blinks a few times before she realizes that yes, this is the sultana before her. Naltryd quickly bows; even if they're familiar with each other, she's still the ruler of Ul'dah!]

My lady! I did not expect to see you here.

[ Prompto is just minding his own business when his Null begins to growl, noticing the beast. ]

Uh? Anima, you okay?

...What's that Pokemon?

Oh, hey! Hele--uh wait no HEATHER! It's Heather, right?

_{[A pudgy guy astride a Gogoat comes galloping her way, hunched forward in the saddle to avoid the low-flying flock of winged Magikarp.]}

Where'd you find that? Are there any more?

Nor did I, and yet I am here! I must say, this land is rich and lush. If only Raubahn were here to enjoy its fullness.

I am gladdened to see you hale, old friend. Truly this is a blessed land, to have both you and Ser Haurchefant here.

[Nanamo offers a warm smile, it was the least she could do when such a hero had woken her from her sleep.]

[ He kneels - and then offers a treat to the Meowth. His Sliggoo approaches a little - she's been trying to poke at some of the smaller Minions, okay. ]

That I've... realized. Our dear Warrior of Light is here, and speaks of times I'm never to experience. [ A pause, as he ponders. Something seems to have opened his mind. ] One of our Warriors of Light.

[Meowth takes it as she nibbles on it, and waves a little at the Sliggoo.]

One? Pray, speak. Strange power is afoot to grant us this time to speak and enjoy ourselves.

FOURTH WALL MINGLE LOG

Haurchefant | Final Fantasy XIV (and also nero tol scaeva)

Santa Lily | Fate/Grand Order

Heather Mason | Silent Hill | come at me you glorious bastards

Lillie | Pokemon Sun and Moon Anime

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Re: Haurchefant | Final Fantasy XIV (and also nero tol scaeva)

I; am I gonna have to dust off my MHX journal...?

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Mr. Belt (Krim Steinbelt) | Kamen Rider Drive

Naltryd Albrecht / Warrior of Light | Final Fantasy XIV

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Re: Naltryd Albrecht / Warrior of Light | Final Fantasy XIV

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you know i had to do it to em

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yes GOOD

Prompto Argentum | ff15 (and also stella because im weak)

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