7th Match // [video] New Bark Town

[fuelthefire]

[Today's video features Krieg's masked face, as usual, and, gosh, he sounds kind of angry...]

BREAKING NEWS! The salacious sheriff is a liar and a COWARD!

IF YOU CAN'T FIGHT WITHOUT CANNON FODDER TO HIDE BEHIND THEN SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE MURDERTRAIN!!

[Okay, a lot angry. Public Service Announcement dispensed with, he cuts the feed.]

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[overtwohundred]

[ For a precious few moments, all is quiet.

Then....

Wow, that's sure a lot of Nisha's laughter! ]

[Text]

[bleedingunversed]

...Wow you're special, aren't you?

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[fuelthefire]

GnnngggGGGGHHH WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOUR CORPSE EVEN THE SKAGS WON'T WANT A SLICE!

[video] too mad to text, man

[fuelthefire]

No, I'm ANGRY!

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[overtwohundred]

[ She stops laughing after a while, at least. ]

What, when you can't even find me? No one's being cowardly here.

You were just lookin' in the wrong place.

[Text] POOR KRIEG

[bleedingunversed]

You don't say?

What's wrong? Someone insult your face? Or was it your intelligence?

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[brokencode]

She is Hyperion adjacent and Jack's lover. This is hardly surprising. [ Angel paused a moment, then let out a sigh ]

And people do not listen to public service announcements here anyway.

[audio] he'll get over it

[fuelthefire]

She chickened out on a fight!

[The worst possible thing!]

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[thedifferencebetween]

Hey! Don't shit on my wife just 'cause you're an idiot who couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a map.

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[bleedingunversed]

And a meat-head like you can't stand that, can you?

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[fuelthefire]

[Oh, yeah? He switches gears from angry shouting to mentally unstable, growling crooning.]

So where are you?

[Hanging around nearby]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

I mean...we already kinda knew that. We practically had to burn down the town before she finally showed her pointy face.

And then she promptly got her ass kicked. Like...in no time flat. It was almost disappointing.

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[overtwohundred]

Where do you think I am, big guy?

[audio]

[fuelthefire]

I HATE IT! If you say you're gonna do something then DO IT!

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[fuelthefire]

I wanted a fight!

[She stood him up, Angel :c]

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[fuelthefire]

Mnughuhuhuhu...I'll shit where I want, Vault Face.

[action!]

[fuelthefire]

She got here right after you! She should be here!

[That's how this stupid planet works!]

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[thedifferencebetween]

The implications of that are disgusting.

Oh, ow, you have so very deeply hurt my feelings.

Go choke on a grenade.

[Text]

[bleedingunversed]

You should make them pay for what they've done.

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[fuelthefire]

MnghahahahahaAHAHAHA!

I would, but there aren't any heeeee~re!

[action!]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

Trust me, if I'd seen her around I'd be testing that theory about not being able to kill people here.

[She's messing with her fake arm using her Pekipek as a multi-tool]

So how'd she get past us?

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[thedifferencebetween]

I'm sure something can be arranged.

Are you really so stupid that you haven't realized I would immediately go and get my wife? And that I have rideable Pokemon. That make getting places fast super easy?

'Cause...this isn't any big mystery here, meat-breath.

[audio]

[fuelthefire]

Pfnmahahahahaha! Okay, Mister Cartoon Villain.

[Whoop, and just like that we've flipped from angry to amused.]

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[bleedingunversed]

Clearly you aren't that mad.

How boring.

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[fuelthefire]

[Weeeeell, based on what he knows about Nisha and Jack...]

Up Handsome Jackoff's ass, probably.

[So, Goldenrod.

Convenient; that's where his next gym fight is, too.]

Try not to suffocate before I find youuuuu~