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7th Match // [video] New Bark Town

[Today's video features Krieg's masked face, as usual, and, gosh, he sounds kind of angry...]

BREAKING NEWS! The salacious sheriff is a liar and a COWARD!

IF YOU CAN'T FIGHT WITHOUT CANNON FODDER TO HIDE BEHIND THEN SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE MURDERTRAIN!!

[Okay, a lot angry. Public Service Announcement dispensed with, he cuts the feed.]

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The implications of that are disgusting.

Oh, ow, you have so very deeply hurt my feelings.

Go choke on a grenade.

MnghahahahahaAHAHAHA!

I would, but there aren't any heeeee~re!

I'm sure something can be arranged.

Are you really so stupid that you haven't realized I would immediately go and get my wife? And that I have rideable Pokemon. That make getting places fast super easy?

'Cause...this isn't any big mystery here, meat-breath.

Pfmnuhuhuhu...I'd pay to see you try to ride that fat puppy.

You do realize I have a bunch of other Pokemon? Including like four Rapidash and a Gogoat? And a bunch of money to just pay for a ride?

Don't bitch out Nish just 'cause you were too stupid to figure that out for yourself.

[See Krieg. See Krieg roll his eye. You're not impressing anyone with your bragging, Jack. Or your...whatever it is you're doing. Defending her honor? Girl doesn't have any honor!]

Are you gonna try to fight her fight for her when I find her, too?

[And he leans in niiiiice and close to the 'Gear.]

Please say you are!

She doesn't need me to fight for her, she can handle herself.

Little bit of warning, though...I see you near my house, I'm calling the cops. Like I would if any criminal trash was skulking around. Got a kid here, ya know.

So shut up already and let her fight!

[Seriously, Jack. Either she can fight or she can't. Make up your mind.

...And then Jack says that, and Krieg's entire demeanor shifts, although instead of the usual manic or angry, he's gone stone-cold serious. Almost like a normal person...]

Who let you have another one? Murdering your first one wasn't enough for you?

I'm not keeping her from fighting you! but I don't want you near my house. That's a pretty normal and rational response to psychos. Especially when there's a child in the house.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that was me. We all know how that went down. Keep trying to make me out to be the bad guy. Super believable, cause it's not like Angel and I talk a bunch and hang out and...oh wait. We do.

Screw you.

I don't kill children. I only kill the deserving.

You murdered her for your own gain, with both eyes open, and pretend regret.

We both know you'd do it all over again in an instant if you had the chance.

You really have no idea what you're talking about. Me and Angel have talked about shit, we're good. But you listen to me and you listen good, you shit-brained coprophile...

There was nothing 'pretend' about what losing my little girl did to me.

Maybe you should've thought of that before you started pumping her full of SLAG!

She's a PERSON, not a TOOL! A REAL FATHER SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE!

Oh blah blah blah, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! You think I'm gonna sit here and defend myself or explain myself to the half-brained meat sack who murdered my family?

You're just pissed off 'cause you can't turn her all the way against me.

I know EXACTLY what you did, and WHY YOU DID IT! You can't defend yourself because what you did to her is INDEFENSIBLE!

SHE WAS BEGGING FOR DEATH BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO HER!

NO YOU DON'T! [It's one thing to admit he'd maybe made some mistakes to Angel, another to this asshole.]

Oh screw this.

You want a fight? I'm gonna give you a fight!

FINALLY.

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