thedifferencebetween: (i laugh at your pain)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2017-07-29 12:33 pm

Video - Backdated to Yesterday

...Well, I was gonna see about a pool party this weekend, but something tells me that's not gonna work out.

[Mostly Jack just wants to bitch about the weather.]

Seriously, what the shit is this? It's apparently everywhere, since I'm not the only one bitching about it. It was gorgeous this morning! I called my gardener, had him come over to put in some new flowers - I ordered yellow ones, but they came up freaking mustard colored - and wow, was that timing...

I mean okay, it was hilarious, watching him scramble when this started. He's just digging away in the backyard and all of a sudden BOOM! Everything's soaked, he's trying to get out of the rain, his Pokemon are scattering, he fell twice... I think he's still hiding in my shed, I dunno. Hope he likes angry Trubbish! Ha, of course he doesn't, nobody does!

But he better clean the yard when this is over. There's tracks all over it and I can see the remains of about a dozen flowers that ought to be in my dirt and not decomposing in a soggy mess beside my pool.
usedstockpile: (Sorry I'm so much more right than you)

[personal profile] usedstockpile 2017-07-30 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, maybe they like it wet and rainy. Maybe they enjoy gardening. Or maybe it's some mythical Flood whale deciding to drown something. Maybe someone should go catch it and make it knock it off.