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[thedifferencebetween]

...Well, I was gonna see about a pool party this weekend, but something tells me that's not gonna work out.

[Mostly Jack just wants to bitch about the weather.]

Seriously, what the shit is this? It's apparently everywhere, since I'm not the only one bitching about it. It was gorgeous this morning! I called my gardener, had him come over to put in some new flowers - I ordered yellow ones, but they came up freaking mustard colored - and wow, was that timing...

I mean okay, it was hilarious, watching him scramble when this started. He's just digging away in the backyard and all of a sudden BOOM! Everything's soaked, he's trying to get out of the rain, his Pokemon are scattering, he fell twice... I think he's still hiding in my shed, I dunno. Hope he likes angry Trubbish! Ha, of course he doesn't, nobody does!

But he better clean the yard when this is over. There's tracks all over it and I can see the remains of about a dozen flowers that ought to be in my dirt and not decomposing in a soggy mess beside my pool.

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[usedstockpile]

Everywhere? Sounds like a...Pokémon. [Smooth, not saying Noble Phantasm, tiny gold shit-child.] I mean...Rain Dance is a thing, right? That does stuff? Maybe it's monsoon season? [SHRUG]

[thedifferencebetween]

Obviously it's probably a Pokemon, but why? What could this possibly result in?

[usedstockpile]

I dunno, maybe they like it wet and rainy. Maybe they enjoy gardening. Or maybe it's some mythical Flood whale deciding to drown something. Maybe someone should go catch it and make it knock it off.

[thedifferencebetween]

Be my freaking guest, I'm not going out in this bullshit. Neither's anyone sane.

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[keep_surviving]

You're gonna reorganize the party, right Pops?

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[thedifferencebetween]

obviously. when the sky isn't trying to flush existence away.

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[keep_surviving]

thank goodness.

yeh, me and jinx have kinda ended up stranded at walts place.

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[thedifferencebetween]

ew youre stuck with mopey mcmoperson?
sucks to be you.

why are you even at his place?

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[keep_surviving]

awww, i like walt. hes cute.

we were out by the burnt tower when the storm hit.

and because we couldnt see shit we ended up lost.

found a cabin in the woods. went in. because that is the best decision to make ever.

all this was jinxs fault btw.

i just wanted to chill and catch some rays before heading to your party.

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[thedifferencebetween]

no hes not hes weird and creepy.

you would die on my planet, just gonna point that out real quick. both of you.

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[keep_surviving]

dont be jealous. i still like you too.

i mean. that probably would be true? but apparently i just wont die so maybe id be okay?

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[bleedingunversed]

Wow. You haven't even checked on the guy? That's rude.

[Yeah no he really doesn't care and it shows. He's sitting inside a hotel room, feet kicked up on the table with his arms tucked behind his head--one of his Pokemon clearly filming.]

A pool party huh? Do I get an invite when it happens?

[More importantly--

Flood pops up from behind his head, twilling merrily as she waves.

Does your #1 biggest fan????]

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[thedifferencebetween]

He's in a shed, he's fine. Or...he's not in there and he's not my problem anymore.

Yeah, sure, you guys can come. Round out the numbers. I think it'd just be teenage girls otherwise...

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[bleedingunversed]

Fair point.

Aw, you don't want to hang out with just a bunch of teenage girls? Didn't we have that discussion already? I thought you said you enjoyed kids.

[Yeah sorry he can't help it. He's smirking in amusement, an eyebrow up.]

But I guess I can grace you with my presence~

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[thedifferencebetween]

At a pool party in my backyard? No. Not even remotely. I don't care how much a natural dad I am, that sounds like hell any adult. Which is why I also have adult friends.

[....not that Jack could name any that are still around, he realizes. Wait a minute, when the shit did this happen? Is his entire social life honestly teenagers, his wife, and their boyfriend?]

[Oh that is not okay...]

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[bleedingunversed]

Right. And which adult friends are those? Not counting Nisha.

[Please, enlighten him, Jack. Let him hear about all the friends you have.

Not that he has any but he's not claiming to, either.]

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[thedifferencebetween]

Nisha's not my 'friend', she's my wife! And why the hell are you so invested in my social life? That's creepy, kiddo.

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[bleedingunversed]

Maybe I'm desperate for a social life.

[Excuse him while he uses the driest of dry tones.]

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[moneylogues]

So I mean, that shed is so locked now, right?

[Like he even has to ask.]

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[thedifferencebetween]

What do you think?

Ha, you should have seen him trying to get in the house. Like he was important people.

[moneylogues]

Ha, nice. Did you film any of it? Please say you filmed it.

[thedifferencebetween]

Felix, babe, who do you think you're talking to? Of course I filmed it, it was freaking hilarious. He's pounding on that siding door that goes to the backyard, getting soaked...

We're probably gonna need a new gardener.

[moneylogues]

Oh, hell yes. Knew I could count on you. Ha ha, shit, sucks to be that guy.

And, pffff, whatever. At this point they should know what to expect when they come to work here.

[thedifferencebetween]

We can all watch it later, maybe a remix. He was screaming so loud...oh shit, and you shoulda seen his Pokemon! Bet he won't be finding a couple of'em....

That's why they're paid!

[moneylogues]

Wow, alright. Straight up making this one of the worst days in this poor guy's life, huh? Which is absolutely not a complaint, you know I'm into it.

Won't take long for some other sap to take the job, I'm sure. Money does have that effect on people.