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victory_road2017-07-29 12:33 pm
thedifferencebetween) wrote in victory_road2017-07-29 12:33 pm
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...Well, I was gonna see about a pool party this weekend, but something tells me that's not gonna work out.
[Mostly Jack just wants to bitch about the weather.]
Seriously, what the shit is this? It's apparently everywhere, since I'm not the only one bitching about it. It was gorgeous this morning! I called my gardener, had him come over to put in some new flowers - I ordered yellow ones, but they came up freaking mustard colored - and wow, was that timing...
I mean okay, it was hilarious, watching him scramble when this started. He's just digging away in the backyard and all of a sudden BOOM! Everything's soaked, he's trying to get out of the rain, his Pokemon are scattering, he fell twice... I think he's still hiding in my shed, I dunno. Hope he likes angry Trubbish! Ha, of course he doesn't, nobody does!
But he better clean the yard when this is over. There's tracks all over it and I can see the remains of about a dozen flowers that ought to be in my dirt and not decomposing in a soggy mess beside my pool.
[Mostly Jack just wants to bitch about the weather.]
Seriously, what the shit is this? It's apparently everywhere, since I'm not the only one bitching about it. It was gorgeous this morning! I called my gardener, had him come over to put in some new flowers - I ordered yellow ones, but they came up freaking mustard colored - and wow, was that timing...
I mean okay, it was hilarious, watching him scramble when this started. He's just digging away in the backyard and all of a sudden BOOM! Everything's soaked, he's trying to get out of the rain, his Pokemon are scattering, he fell twice... I think he's still hiding in my shed, I dunno. Hope he likes angry Trubbish! Ha, of course he doesn't, nobody does!
But he better clean the yard when this is over. There's tracks all over it and I can see the remains of about a dozen flowers that ought to be in my dirt and not decomposing in a soggy mess beside my pool.
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yeh, me and jinx have kinda ended up stranded at walts place.
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sucks to be you.
why are you even at his place?
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we were out by the burnt tower when the storm hit.
and because we couldnt see shit we ended up lost.
found a cabin in the woods. went in. because that is the best decision to make ever.
all this was jinxs fault btw.
i just wanted to chill and catch some rays before heading to your party.
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you would die on my planet, just gonna point that out real quick. both of you.
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i mean. that probably would be true? but apparently i just wont die so maybe id be okay?
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its always the quiet moody ones sweetheart.
nobody dies here. thats probably the only reason youre still alive.
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not here. back home. i probably should have died like... 7 times by now?
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have you ever seen a slasher movie? use your brain, kiddo.
oh. still doesnt mean youd make it on pandora. probably.
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do you need a nap?
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techs not the angle you wanna take with me.
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