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victory_road2017-07-29 12:33 pm
thedifferencebetween) wrote in victory_road2017-07-29 12:33 pm
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...Well, I was gonna see about a pool party this weekend, but something tells me that's not gonna work out.
[Mostly Jack just wants to bitch about the weather.]
Seriously, what the shit is this? It's apparently everywhere, since I'm not the only one bitching about it. It was gorgeous this morning! I called my gardener, had him come over to put in some new flowers - I ordered yellow ones, but they came up freaking mustard colored - and wow, was that timing...
I mean okay, it was hilarious, watching him scramble when this started. He's just digging away in the backyard and all of a sudden BOOM! Everything's soaked, he's trying to get out of the rain, his Pokemon are scattering, he fell twice... I think he's still hiding in my shed, I dunno. Hope he likes angry Trubbish! Ha, of course he doesn't, nobody does!
But he better clean the yard when this is over. There's tracks all over it and I can see the remains of about a dozen flowers that ought to be in my dirt and not decomposing in a soggy mess beside my pool.
[Mostly Jack just wants to bitch about the weather.]
Seriously, what the shit is this? It's apparently everywhere, since I'm not the only one bitching about it. It was gorgeous this morning! I called my gardener, had him come over to put in some new flowers - I ordered yellow ones, but they came up freaking mustard colored - and wow, was that timing...
I mean okay, it was hilarious, watching him scramble when this started. He's just digging away in the backyard and all of a sudden BOOM! Everything's soaked, he's trying to get out of the rain, his Pokemon are scattering, he fell twice... I think he's still hiding in my shed, I dunno. Hope he likes angry Trubbish! Ha, of course he doesn't, nobody does!
But he better clean the yard when this is over. There's tracks all over it and I can see the remains of about a dozen flowers that ought to be in my dirt and not decomposing in a soggy mess beside my pool.
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...Well, okay, it sucked in the army, but everything sucks about the army. The UNSC is bullshit.
[Too many rules. Too much patriotism and people expecting him to lay his life down for shit he doesn't care about.]
Oh, I'm nothing if not patient. I know how the long game works.
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You and me both, hot stuff. Ya know, we probably ought to start looking for a nicer place... Upgrade.
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Bounty hunting was better, but you still gotta play way too nice with the law for my liking.
[Still just as much getting shot at.]
Yeah? You got something in mind?
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See, you gotta get yourself to the point where you're the one making the laws.
Not really, just bigger. Nicer. Better neighborhood...
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Ha, right, right. That's your style, isn't it? It's never really been my thing, I'm more the "do whatever the hell I want whether anyone agrees or not" kinda guy.
[Which has worked out super well for him, really.]
Bigger and nicer. Now those are things I can get behind, at least.
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I don't like other people telling me what to do.