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victory_road2017-08-15 12:26 am
schachmeister) wrote in victory_road2017-08-15 12:26 am
Entry tags:
- armin arlert (attack on titan),
- bertolt hoover (attack on titan),
- jane crocker (homestuck),
- jean kirschtein (attack on titan),
- jinx (teen titans),
- joker (kuroshitsuji),
- newt scamander (harry potter),
- penny polendina (rwby),
- rakka (haibane renmei),
- riku (kingdom hearts),
- sasha braus (attack on titan),
- sion astal (legendary heroes),
- stanford pines (gravity falls),
- takashi "shiro" shirogane (voltron)
Video; Suicune no swiping
[The video switches onto very shaky, jerky footage of the inside of a tent, and then a tentflap being pushed aside with very indistinct muttering in the background.
Outside, the early light of dawn is grey in a persistent drizzle. The gear (still not completely steady) looks out over a reasonably neat camp. Smokey the Ursaring would be pleased. Their old XO would only assign twenty laps. All in all, a very normal scene.
Apart from the legendary pokemon standing in the middle of camp like it does this sort of thing every day. That is a little not normal.
Have you ever seen Suicune? Have you ever seen Suicune steal a tea kettle? You have now.
The large blue legendary pokemon lowers its muzzle to nose at the kettle, before clamping its sharp teeth around it and lifting it up.]
Ah! No! No, no.
[It drops the kettle again, staring straight into the gear. For a moment everything seems to go still, even the sound of the rain drizzling down coming to a stop. It's a moment that seems to stretch, perilously thin and then suddenly it snaps, like a bubble bursting, and Suicune bends down to clamp its teeth around the tea kettle again and then it is off with a great leap, the rain suddenly coming down again with a roar.]
Outside, the early light of dawn is grey in a persistent drizzle. The gear (still not completely steady) looks out over a reasonably neat camp. Smokey the Ursaring would be pleased. Their old XO would only assign twenty laps. All in all, a very normal scene.
Apart from the legendary pokemon standing in the middle of camp like it does this sort of thing every day. That is a little not normal.
Have you ever seen Suicune? Have you ever seen Suicune steal a tea kettle? You have now.
The large blue legendary pokemon lowers its muzzle to nose at the kettle, before clamping its sharp teeth around it and lifting it up.]
Ah! No! No, no.
[It drops the kettle again, staring straight into the gear. For a moment everything seems to go still, even the sound of the rain drizzling down coming to a stop. It's a moment that seems to stretch, perilously thin and then suddenly it snaps, like a bubble bursting, and Suicune bends down to clamp its teeth around the tea kettle again and then it is off with a great leap, the rain suddenly coming down again with a roar.]
[action]
[Is she yelling at a legendary Pokemon like it's a bad dog? Yep. Look, that tea kettle is one of the kids' most prized possessions. It even whistles to let them know it's nice and piping hot! How dare Suicune steal their kettle!?]
I SAID BRING IT BACK!
[Of course, it's all in vain as Suicune is blasting off again, sad kettle dangling from it's mouth, leaving Sasha waving her fist at the sky as she continues getting drenched in the remaining rain.]
[action]
S-sasha. I'm not sure you should yell at it.