49th treasure [audio]

[captainash]

[Late in the evening, when all innocent ears should be fast asleep, Ash's voice is preceeded by a sigh and rustling pages.]

"Her legs felt as wobbly as a pair of Goomies when he removed his shirt, revealing muscles a Machamp would surely envy. She could feel a burning passion in her inner Bidoof, stronger than any Fire Blast could be. Even a herd of dancing Zebstrikas could not have drawn her gaze away."

[His reading stops abruptly, interrupted by barely restrained laughter.]

This is either the best or the worst annversary present I've ever received.

Comments

[audio]

[borschtkot]

So it's become a form of torture porn.

[audio]

[captainash]

It's a torture, and there's almost porn, but the mix is... unsuccessful.

[audio]

[borschtkot]

Hey, no judgement, whatever gets your rocks off I guess.

Or their's I guess...?

[audio]

[captainash]

...Someone's rocks are getting off, I'm sure, but that's not the kind of person I'd like to meet.

[audio]

[borschtkot]

Yeaaah, thinking not... Unless you really enjoy meeting creepy people.

[audio]

[captainash]

Creepy people are only interesting to meet around Halloween, if the blood is fake and they're fully-clothed.

[borschtkot]

I think the standard of fully clothed should be a requirement. People are so damn creepy.

[captainash]

Especially in this world. All those trainers on the road, just staring and launching themselves at you if your eyes meet...

[borschtkot]

Ugh, don't remind me...

[captainash]

You'd think they'd have better to do with their time, but they never leave. It's unsettling.

[borschtkot]

Maybe that's how they make money. I can't say we're any different.

[captainash]

At what point does the win-loss ratio make living off Pokémon battles impossible, though? I mean, I don't think anyone's lost against Joey in the last five years.

[borschtkot]

Lets be real, Joey is actually a dwarf in child's clothing and probably makes a killing in real estate.

[captainash]

...The sad thing is, that still wouldn't make him the weirdest person around if it was true.

[borschtkot]

Yeah, that's seriously the saddest part of all of it.