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you knoww
originally i wwas pretty fuckin pissed to showw up here not evven gettin the basic fuckin COURTESY a bein asked and wwhat not
but then i got to thinkin it beats some of the alternativves id otherwwise be facin
could do wwithout lookin like you hairless banana creatures bee tee dubs
as if you need to add insult to injury but i dont expect you ANIMALS to havve any sense a decency or respect
certainly a concept for a more devveloped species but i knoww us trolls are bloody EPOCHS ahead a you in evvery wway

anywway
i figure a lot of this is like fiduspawwn wwhich aint a game i wwas too enamored wwith back on alternia but i got the basics
wwhat i dont got is the deets about these creatures specifically or this obnoxious shithole wwere in so if you got anythin useful to share step forth
tips tricks wwhatevver any of it wwill do
and if youre wwantin compensation for aidin me cuz i knoww you sacks a red swwill are greedy little shitheels your rewward wwill be that you ovvercame your shitty pissant nature and wwere actually useful for someone wwho is your superior
youre wwelcome

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[garbagechild]

I HAV HAIR

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[unconchonable]

uh not as much as banana creatures
try again idiot

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[garbagechild]

um i hav eatn many banananas be fore

nun of them had hair



what is the truth

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[unconchonable]

[what]

not talkin about the FRUIT im talkin about the dirty beasts that eat them
tho it seems you may vvery wwell be exactly wwhat im referrin to noww that im thinkin about
wwho kneww you filthy fuckin animals could type
huh

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[garbagechild]

<sub>[Eridan cannot insult Wrath by implying that he's dirty, filthy, or any related adjective. Because Wrath is, in fact, literally typing this message from inside a dumpster.]

[He knows exactly what he is.]</sub>

but i have many hairs

so now we r back where we started

u r using 2 many Ws

_{[Not that he's one to talk, given his hooked-on-phonics style typing methods, BUT.]}

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[unconchonable]

[Just means he'll have to find what gets under his skin.

Give him time, he'll nestle right in like a dirty hipster sliver.]

I get it youre a disgustin hairy cretin blah blah
wwhatEVVER

also im usin just as many wws as im meant to
its called a quirk idiot
instead a commentin on my quirk howw about you learn to fuckin spell you spongeless mudmucker

[Text] wow sorry this is so late, meant to tag it back much sooner

[garbagechild]

nether of us can spel obviusly

so get off yor hi hors

at leest i know im a bad speler

[Text] np it happens!

[unconchonable]

i can spell just fine you idiot little shitsponge
dont mistake my cool as fuck quirk for not knowwin howw to spell

Because when it comes down to it, I can stop my quirk any time I want to, see?

but thats fuckin borin as shit and i aint givvin my quirk up for NO ONE
wwhile youre ovver there strainin your think pan ovver howw to spell basic bloody wwords
pathetic

["If I stop typing all weird then I will be like THE OTHER GIRLS!!!"]

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[garbagechild]

beng stupid on purpos doesnt make it not stupid

if any thing thats acshuly mor stupid

_{[Wrath doesn't understand individualism 2k18.]}