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(Everything in Russian is EXCEEDINGLY NSFW, EXTREMELY insulting and also Google Translated. You have been warned.)

[ The video cut on to a Florges, with a few of her flowers missing from her blue ruff. Behind her was Yuri, clearly anxious because they were just looking up the results...]

How hard do you think we swept the competition, Potya? Probably killed like, ten dreams at least. Oh, here we go...

[ The announcement could be heard, Yuri getting a little impatient---Then Clever's announced winner and--]

Wait. .. Wait. What?

[Potya's head pops into frame, pushing Vesna aside as she reads. Her fur was fluffing increasingly. Yuri..? Oh. Oh he was gone.]

CHTO FIL'TRET SYR'YA SYNA KUKI! KTO UKAZAL, CHTO ON OBRASHCHAYETSYA, CHTO NEPRAVIL'NO KHRISTO YEDA! YA POLUCHIL YEGO SERDTSE, YA POZVOLYAYU SVOYEGO SHEYA, YA POLUCHIL POCHVY YEGO DETEY !!

[The Glameow had also started howling, spitting and hissing with her own rage. She was so angry even her normally twirly tail was straight as it lashed wildly about.

Zorya appeared, the little Pichu reveling in the sudden burst of rage. She was squeaking and shouting along with them. It seemed she was finally maybe connecting with Yuri on a deeper level considering she was starting to glow.

Yuri reaches for the offending gear, which was still playing the results and the last sight from that particular video was the gear flying through the air before being struck by a firm Thunder from the newly evolved Zorya.

Which would become apparently after Yuri receives his new gear and logs on. His hair was frizzed and he looked like he was barely containing himself.]

... so I lost to an idiot that should have been disqualified.

[ Zorya poked her yellow head into the frame, black ears back. ]

Pi!!

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[keep_surviving]

[Diana is even more glad they came to this thing now, just to watch that, with a shit eating grin.]

Woah, woah, woah. Someone's not embracing the spirit of competition.

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[borschtkot]

That wasn't a competition, that was me being robbed at gunpoint in a dark alleyway in the blood-soaked hemorrhoid ridden bowls of urban America.

[ The Pikachu nods her head along with the words. She was completely behind this description, even if she didn't know what America was. The Florges.. was not. She looked nauseous.

Potya was in the background, her head hanging, ears drooping, tail flopped limply to the ground. Clearly, she was not taking it well either. ]

[keep_surviving]

[Diana snorts and has to cover her mouth to stop herself giving into a good hearty laugh.]

Jesus, don't you think that's a bit too far?

[A small newborn Sableye blinks at him from her shoulder. He doesn't get the melodrama going on but he chews on his hand as he eyes Yuri's necklaces. Those look yummy.]

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[guiltyeyes]

[ Oh, you were busy being angry?

Here's Mari whacking him upside the head. ]

Yuri! I'm surprised at you!!

Don't be a sore loser!

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[borschtkot]

[ Zorya snaps around, electricity sparking from her cheeks. In her paw, wait, was that a shiv? She was about to shank this bimbo.

Yuri was getting in her way though, standing quickly to face down Mari. ]

How can I be a sore loser when I was ROBBED? Did you SEE that?! He ruined the stage! That wasn't a performance, it was a shit show! Look at Potya!

[ Potya was sitting away from them, her head hanging and looking everything the saddest creature in the world. ]

IF it was an actual real performance it'd be completely different! It wasn't!! Even the announcer thought he should have been disqualified but no~oo!

[guiltyeyes]

[ Miss Second Place Best In Show shouldn't be telling someone not to be a sore loser but she knows the value of fair competition. ]

You have been a performer for how long? You need to handle any loss with grace. Even if it was an unfair one. People liked your work and you should be proud and grateful that you had the chance to share it with them.

Don't be sloppy.

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[meteorman]

[Okay well he has to go up on stage and do the thing but once that's over--]

He is not an idiot.

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[borschtkot]

[Two heads slowly turned. A cat and a human.]

...when you trash the stage and get escorted out by security then yes. You are an idiot.

[meteorman]

[Look, that's his best friend Yuri's dissing and he is contractually obligated to defend his honor. Such as it is.]

He built that robot himself.

[Both of them, probably.]

He is, perhaps, not possessed of great foresight. But he is not an idiot.

action too because yo contest party

[bertall]

<sub>Bertolt actually has to stop fussing with trying to tie the ribbon he had gotten around his Trapinch's neck to just sort of... stare. That-- Wow.

Y i k e s.

C'mere, Doodle. Dad has to cover your non-existent ears from this.]</sub>

...Isn't saying that a little mean?

HELLO MORE MATURE TEENAGER

[borschtkot]

[ If one more person..]

Well, yes. I was actively being mean. So it is absolutely a mean thing to say.

SWEATS

[bertall]

Just because someone else won?

_{[WHAT IS BEING A SORE LOSER?? He doesn't understand this. He is perfectly content to have placed where he did, really. Doodle had fun! That's all that matters to him.]}

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[11121_assumption]

[ He didn't understand competitions, he'd told Yuri that much. But he had noticed how happy and focused Yuri had been when he talked about it, along with his pride. And he could see how angry Yuri was at this result. It helped that he agreed with what Yuri was saying; of the entries he had seen for that category, Yuri's was the best. Fiddlefords had been nothing short of a trainwreck.

When he answers, a newcomer to his team has decided to sit on his lap; a chubby Cubone who hadn't watched the tantrum but was watching curiously. Lily the Blissey has demanded to be present too, as she had seen the tantrum. ]

I thought the purpose of disqualifying someone was so they could not win a prize.

STRANGE FRIEND

[borschtkot]

[ Later, Yuri would absolutely acknowledge that it was a tantrum and maybe he'd reacted too openly but he'd also point out that no one was getting why he was actually angry at what happened.

Or, upset as someone would say. ]

Yeah, well apparently they didn't disqualify him! Apparently, all of that was completely cool and better than anything anyone else presented!

He is here, he understands you Rage friend

[11121_assumption]

Clearly the judges are corrupt or were... influenced by some other means to permit that.

[ Is he suggesting there was foul pla- it's Walter of course he is ]

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[gobblewonked]

[An old crazy man peers curiously into the camera.]

What is that, some sorta backwards message?

[He laughs wildly, and then starts yelling with an echo of Yuri's angry tone. Yes, he says these words out loud.]

OOT TI OD NAC I!

WAHEEY, SDRAWKCAB GNIKLAT ER'EW!

[As he hoots and hollers, Yuri will get a better look at the man's surroundings, and will realize that Fiddleford McGucket has looped his prize scarf around the branch of a tree and is using it like a swing.

He doesn't seem to have figured out yet that Yuri is talking about him.]

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[borschtkot]

[ Oh. You have got to be kidding. The world needed to be kidding right now because Yuri could feel his eye actively beginning to twitch. Was this signs of a stroke? It absolutely was a sign of a stroke. He talks through ground teeth ]

Are. You. Mocking. My. Mother. Tongue?!

[ Okay, so originally it wasn't entirely about McGucket. Then the crazy hillbilly started mocking Russian. He would punch the last of this crazy inbred's teeth so hard they'd pop out his aunt sister-grandma's mouth. ]

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[rediscover]

woah!
i didn't understand any of that but you're really taking this personally! it's just a friendly competition.....

text - Hi Anna! :D

[borschtkot]

Was I not supposed to take it personally when someone who should have been disqualified was selected over us?

Does everyone really not see how insulting that is?

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[bleedingunversed]

[Vanitas hadn't been expecting to win so he really wasn't all that upset. Plus, he knew what that seemingly super cute little rabbit turned into and given how tough Coach was? Yeah, the bunny deserved to win. Undertaker wasn't thrilled but even he had to, begrudgingly, admit it was understandable.

And then there's Yuri and Potya.

Leaning against the wall near where the blonde was throwing his tantrum, Vanitas just waited, arms crossed with Undertaker sitting on his shoulder munching on a popcorn kernel he'd stolen from someone. He was waiting for an opportunity to speak though he couldn't help but snort when the devil-chu evolved--figures she would chose now to do it the little shit.

But once he had his opening--]

If it's that big of a deal I can go kick his ass and steal the trophy from him for you.

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[borschtkot]

No, because the insult was already made! They made it blatantly clear they preferred someone that should be disqualified over us!

[ And Potya openly starts wailing again. How could they hate her this much!?]

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[cyan_maid]

...Holy crap.

[Just. Jane's not even sore she didn't win anything, and she gets it, that weird old guy was disqualified, but...that's a hell of a reaction? From trainer and Pokemon alike?]

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[borschtkot]

WHAT!?

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[thedifferencebetween]

Wow, someone's got their panties in a twist!

People like comedy, get over it.

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[borschtkot]

YEAH WHEN IT'S FUNNY, FUCKITY BYE.