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borschtkot ([personal profile] borschtkot) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2018-01-26 01:42 am

[Network] [Post-Results]

(Everything in Russian is EXCEEDINGLY NSFW, EXTREMELY insulting and also Google Translated. You have been warned.)

[ The video cut on to a Florges, with a few of her flowers missing from her blue ruff. Behind her was Yuri, clearly anxious because they were just looking up the results...]

How hard do you think we swept the competition, Potya? Probably killed like, ten dreams at least. Oh, here we go...

[ The announcement could be heard, Yuri getting a little impatient---Then Clever's announced winner and--]

Wait. .. Wait. What?

[Potya's head pops into frame, pushing Vesna aside as she reads. Her fur was fluffing increasingly. Yuri..? Oh. Oh he was gone.]

CHTO FIL'TRET SYR'YA SYNA KUKI! KTO UKAZAL, CHTO ON OBRASHCHAYETSYA, CHTO NEPRAVIL'NO KHRISTO YEDA! YA POLUCHIL YEGO SERDTSE, YA POZVOLYAYU SVOYEGO SHEYA, YA POLUCHIL POCHVY YEGO DETEY !!

[The Glameow had also started howling, spitting and hissing with her own rage. She was so angry even her normally twirly tail was straight as it lashed wildly about.

Zorya appeared, the little Pichu reveling in the sudden burst of rage. She was squeaking and shouting along with them. It seemed she was finally maybe connecting with Yuri on a deeper level considering she was starting to glow.

Yuri reaches for the offending gear, which was still playing the results and the last sight from that particular video was the gear flying through the air before being struck by a firm Thunder from the newly evolved Zorya.

Which would become apparently after Yuri receives his new gear and logs on. His hair was frizzed and he looked like he was barely containing himself.]


... so I lost to an idiot that should have been disqualified.

[ Zorya poked her yellow head into the frame, black ears back. ]

Pi!!