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victory_road2018-02-03 01:01 pm
bleedingunversed) wrote in victory_road2018-02-03 01:01 pm
[Video]
[The video clicks on to show a snowy path that's actually rather picturesque. Anyone familiar with Johto would know that it's Route 43 heading towards Lake Rage. Someone's clearly taking a winter trip to the lake to get away from the city for a bit and enjoy nature and the peaceful atmosphere!
Yeah. Right.
A moment later a small Cleffa toddles into view followed by a rather irritated looking Flareon who's tail is way fluffier than normal and his ears are pressed flat to his head. The larger Pokemon darts ahead and attempts to block the Cleffa which seems to infuriate the little thing as it stops toddling and stomps it's feet. The Flareon snorts and dips it's head like it's about to gently bump the Cleffa and start to guide it back only to find itself promptly slapped by the little fairy.
Mr. Pickles jerks back blinking in surprise as he sits down rather suddenly, nose twitching as he tries to figure out what just happened.
The Cleffa turns around and notices the camera, puffing up it's cheeks then promptly starts screaming.
Turning the 'gear around, Vanitas comes into view now looking less than pleased.]
I'm pretty sure this stupid thing is broken. I'm never buying another egg from anyone.
Yeah. Right.
A moment later a small Cleffa toddles into view followed by a rather irritated looking Flareon who's tail is way fluffier than normal and his ears are pressed flat to his head. The larger Pokemon darts ahead and attempts to block the Cleffa which seems to infuriate the little thing as it stops toddling and stomps it's feet. The Flareon snorts and dips it's head like it's about to gently bump the Cleffa and start to guide it back only to find itself promptly slapped by the little fairy.
Mr. Pickles jerks back blinking in surprise as he sits down rather suddenly, nose twitching as he tries to figure out what just happened.
The Cleffa turns around and notices the camera, puffing up it's cheeks then promptly starts screaming.
Turning the 'gear around, Vanitas comes into view now looking less than pleased.]
I'm pretty sure this stupid thing is broken. I'm never buying another egg from anyone.
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Ah. That can... happen sometimes. I rely on the parents to tell the species of the egg, and occasionally they--
[The gear shakes wildly for a few moments and there's a blur of pink and a shout of Phoebe--! before it refocuses on a Clefable who looks... kind of evil? Her bright eyes and wide grin call to mind a Gengar more than her own species.]
Clef, clefaaaable!
[THAT IS HER BABY AND IT'S SO PRECIOUS AND LOUD AND ALREADY RUINING THINGS!]
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Yeah well apparently your Pokemon are assholes.
[He frowns as everything goes crazy for a moment then sighs and rolls his eyes when the hellspawn's mother appears.]
Of course you'd be thrilled.
[Nort, hearing her mother, stops screaming and now starts demanding to see Phoebe with little shrieks as she toddles over and starts pounding on Vanitas's legs. (Which is obvious by the way he glances down with an annoyed HEY!]
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Not all of them. Just a select few.
[Phoebe has the good graces to look obnoxiously pleased with herself. She takes great pride in being an asshole. Ford has tried to mellow her a little, but it's been long enough that he's given up. If she's going to get better, she's going to do it when she feels good and ready. He can't force it.]
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MOTHER!]
Uh huh. Real convincing, old man.
[He doesn't bother to turn the camera away from his little hellspawn because honestly his head hurts enough as it is. And Nort's fine with this because she's quite content to just continue shrieking at her mother and telling her all about her new lackies.]