victory_road | [Video]

[The video clicks on to show a snowy path that's actually rather picturesque. Anyone familiar with Johto would know that it's Route 43 heading towards Lake Rage. Someone's clearly taking a winter trip to the lake to get away from the city for a bit and enjoy nature and the peaceful atmosphere!

Yeah. Right.

A moment later a small Cleffa toddles into view followed by a rather irritated looking Flareon who's tail is way fluffier than normal and his ears are pressed flat to his head. The larger Pokemon darts ahead and attempts to block the Cleffa which seems to infuriate the little thing as it stops toddling and stomps it's feet. The Flareon snorts and dips it's head like it's about to gently bump the Cleffa and start to guide it back only to find itself promptly slapped by the little fairy.

Mr. Pickles jerks back blinking in surprise as he sits down rather suddenly, nose twitching as he tries to figure out what just happened.

The Cleffa turns around and notices the camera, puffing up it's cheeks then promptly starts screaming.

Turning the 'gear around, Vanitas comes into view now looking less than pleased.]

I'm pretty sure this stupid thing is broken. I'm never buying another egg from anyone.

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No idea. This isn't even what I asked for. I wanted a Togepi and this is what I ended up with.

[He winces again as he's kicked in the shin by his little hell-spawn once more and with a sharp "FINE!" that's probably aimed at both Cleffa's, he kneels down.

Immediately Nort is shoving at his arm and moving it so she can see the 'gear and let's out a high pitched squeal when she sees her sister.

SISTER!]

[Hunk winces as his own Cleffa makes a similar noise, practically bouncing with joy at seeing her sibling.

SISTER! SISTER!! YOU LOOK SO STUNNING SO BEAUTIFUL! IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!! ARE YOU WELL? IS YOUR HUMAN TAKING CARE OF YOU?]

I was just excited to get an egg, and hatch a baby thing for the first time since I'm supposed to be a breeder... now I'm wondering if I can do a career change.

[YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AS WELL, SISTER. HER HUMAN IS OKAY BUT SHE STILL HAS TO TRAIN HIM BETTER. HOW IS YOURS? DOES SHE HAVE TO COME BEAT HIM UP?]

They aren't usually this bad, I promise. I've hatched eggs I've gotten from other people and I've never gotten a crazy hellspawn like this before. Just don't buy from that crazy old man anymore is my advice.

[HER HUMAN IS ALSO OKAY, BUT HE TOO NEEDS MORE TRAINING. ONCE HE LEARNS WHO THE REAL BOSS IS THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY MORE PROBLEMS!!]

Lesson definitely learned. That guy seemed pretty chill though, so I'm surprised they've turned out this way. My gut didn't even seem to feel worried about it, but since I'll always have this little gal now I won't be able to ever really forget that he's in the no-no zone. I am kind of at a loss of what to do. I don't really like having my friends in those tiny little balls, but... she's such a handful.

[There's the sound of a slap and Hunk cries out in pain.]

Oww!! Chuchule!! What have I said about hitting people!?

[GOOD. IF YOU NEED HELP LET HER KNOW BECAUSE SHE WILL GLADLY DO WHAT SHE CAN TO PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE. HER OWN HUMAN HAS BEEN BENDING TO HER WILL QUITE WELL.]

Yeah, I know the feel--

[Vanitas can't help but wince slightly in sympathy.]

See? Hellspawn.

[Nort wheels on him and kicks him in the shin, earning a yelp from Vanitas as he stumbles and sends the 'gear tumbling sideways.]

Dammit! What was that for you little shit?!