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Bertolt Hoover ([personal profile] bertall) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2018-03-07 10:02 pm

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This is probably going to sound really weird but I have a question about girls. I've never thought about it before back home since there were more important things going on, but|

[Gods, okay. Just relax - it's just a simple question, right? What could go wrong?]

What sort of things do they like? I mean, what do they find cute? I've thought about clothes but I don't know|


I don't know the sizes or anything so I was even thinking about a Pokemon but I think the ones that I'd find cute might scare or not be cute to some girls. I could probably take some ideas from TV or books or something too, though sometimes those can be a little


too dramatic
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[personal profile] fuelthefire 2018-03-08 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
GIrls like all kinds of things! FLowers, chocolate, jewelry, grenade mods, SMGs, spike shields, killer robots, anarchy, books, offroading in a bandit technical, explosions...

[Are you getting any ideas yet, Anon?]
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[personal profile] fuelthefire 2018-03-08 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
SUb machine gun. THe Pretty Lady likes Maliwans. MAliwans are good but BAndits hold more bullets.
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[personal profile] fuelthefire 2018-03-08 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah they don't really have them here.

I guess maybe try flowers.
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[personal profile] fuelthefire 2018-03-08 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
PRetty ones? ASk a florist IDK. JUst don't write any poetry and it should be fine.

[He's seen what bad poetry can do to a woman, and it ain't pretty.]
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[personal profile] fuelthefire 2018-03-08 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I WAtched a woman eat a bullet after the MEchanic wrote her a poem!
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[personal profile] fuelthefire 2018-03-08 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah.

Yeah.]


It was a REALLY BAd poem!!!
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[personal profile] fuelthefire 2018-03-08 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
DON't ask me to show you normal!
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[personal profile] fuelthefire 2018-03-08 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
ALso maybe you should just try ASKING her what she likes.
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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-03-08 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Did you ever just... ask her what she likes?
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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-03-08 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
You can still surprise her. If you just get a general idea of things she likes?

Like a "get to know you" kind of thing.
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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-03-08 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Then don't

Get her clothes? Not all women like that, anyway.




What about something shiny?


[Thanks Allura.]
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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-03-08 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Okay

What's her favorite color.
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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2018-03-08 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! There's a start!

Try for something with purple in it. Maybe a necklace?

Or... hair clips?



I'm running out of ideas.


[LOOK the last two women he was very close to were a space alien princess and ... Pidge I Will Kill You With Computers Katie Holt... so.]

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