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victory_road2018-03-11 11:38 pm
sassymaru) wrote in victory_road2018-03-11 11:38 pm
video;
[The video opens to a young man with very, very green eyes. He bows slightly, with a little flourish to one hand.]
Greetings to all! It would seem I've awoken to a predicament. You see... someone has seen fit to hand me a small, slimy creature.
Something hardly befitting of a mysterious ninja such as myself.
[He says this as he's standing in plain sight, arms folded, and ... well. Wearing bright purple. Because that's subtle. He gestures to the adorable Froakie sitting at his feet.]
Who is it fielding complaints in this location? I would have a serious conversation with them, if possible.
Ah, though I suppose, it would also be wise to see if there is anyone who recognizes my name among those watching this feed. I am Brave Police Independent Stealth Unit, Shadowmaru~!
[... yeah there's a flourish at the end of that last word there.]
Greetings to all! It would seem I've awoken to a predicament. You see... someone has seen fit to hand me a small, slimy creature.
Something hardly befitting of a mysterious ninja such as myself.
[He says this as he's standing in plain sight, arms folded, and ... well. Wearing bright purple. Because that's subtle. He gestures to the adorable Froakie sitting at his feet.]
Who is it fielding complaints in this location? I would have a serious conversation with them, if possible.
Ah, though I suppose, it would also be wise to see if there is anyone who recognizes my name among those watching this feed. I am Brave Police Independent Stealth Unit, Shadowmaru~!
[... yeah there's a flourish at the end of that last word there.]
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I live with a bunch of people who used to basically be magic science zombies.
One of my old friends used to be a pony.
Like, that's just how things work here.
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[Look, this is ... important.]
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What, you think you're the first robot to be a human in this place?
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Yes?
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No, you're not.
Like, sorry to harsh your groove or whatever, but I've met a bunch of robots here.
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Do you recall any of them?
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[No one he's ever heard of, then. So much for that.]
Thank you for the information, regardless, miss.