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[sassymaru]

[The video opens to a young man with very, very green eyes. He bows slightly, with a little flourish to one hand.]

Greetings to all! It would seem I've awoken to a predicament. You see... someone has seen fit to hand me a small, slimy creature.

Something hardly befitting of a mysterious ninja such as myself.

[He says this as he's standing in plain sight, arms folded, and ... well. Wearing bright purple. Because that's subtle. He gestures to the adorable Froakie sitting at his feet.]

Who is it fielding complaints in this location? I would have a serious conversation with them, if possible.

Ah, though I suppose, it would also be wise to see if there is anyone who recognizes my name among those watching this feed. I am Brave Police Independent Stealth Unit, Shadowmaru~!

[... yeah there's a flourish at the end of that last word there.]

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[notvaljean]

That's a Froakie. He's your starter.

What's a ninja?

[Asking the important questions here.]

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[in4apounding]

Salutations, Mister Shadowmaru! My name is Penny. Complaints about what, exactly? ...The Pokemon?

[She thinks for a second.]

I suppose you could try talking to Professor Elm? No one's really in charge of the starters, they just kind of. Appear when you do.

[She's quiet for another second.]

Oh! Should I have called you- that full title thing? Brave Stealth Unit? Is that actually part of your name?

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[sleepallthewayhome]

[Unit gets her attention.]

Are you an android?

[With a really fancy name?]

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[bent_the_world]

Oh boy, get ready to learn a whole lot of stuff really quickly.

You might wanna sit down.

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[foolishwren]

_{[... That flourish. God.]}

So... is the bright purple getup like, part of your stealth suit or what?