Shadowmaru { BP-501 } (
sassymaru) wrote in
victory_road2018-03-11 11:38 pm
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[The video opens to a young man with very, very green eyes. He bows slightly, with a little flourish to one hand.]
Greetings to all! It would seem I've awoken to a predicament. You see... someone has seen fit to hand me a small, slimy creature.
Something hardly befitting of a mysterious ninja such as myself.
[He says this as he's standing in plain sight, arms folded, and ... well. Wearing bright purple. Because that's subtle. He gestures to the adorable Froakie sitting at his feet.]
Who is it fielding complaints in this location? I would have a serious conversation with them, if possible.
Ah, though I suppose, it would also be wise to see if there is anyone who recognizes my name among those watching this feed. I am Brave Police Independent Stealth Unit, Shadowmaru~!
[... yeah there's a flourish at the end of that last word there.]
Greetings to all! It would seem I've awoken to a predicament. You see... someone has seen fit to hand me a small, slimy creature.
Something hardly befitting of a mysterious ninja such as myself.
[He says this as he's standing in plain sight, arms folded, and ... well. Wearing bright purple. Because that's subtle. He gestures to the adorable Froakie sitting at his feet.]
Who is it fielding complaints in this location? I would have a serious conversation with them, if possible.
Ah, though I suppose, it would also be wise to see if there is anyone who recognizes my name among those watching this feed. I am Brave Police Independent Stealth Unit, Shadowmaru~!
[... yeah there's a flourish at the end of that last word there.]

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What's a ninja?
[Asking the important questions here.]
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Ah -- have you truly never heard? That is a shame! Your education is incomplete.
A ninja is a master of the art of stealth, moving about their business unseen, undetected. When it comes to moving through the shadows, there are none superior!
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[Jean bristles a little at being told his education is incomplete--he knows it is, but doesn't like being called out on it--but fortunately the talk of these ninjas catches his attention.]
Are they like a kind of soldier?
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[Because your other form is a DOG, Shadowmaru and you know it.]
They can be. Myself, I was part of the police force.
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Oh! The police force! [Jean perks up at that.] What kind?
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[She thinks for a second.]
I suppose you could try talking to Professor Elm? No one's really in charge of the starters, they just kind of. Appear when you do.
[She's quiet for another second.]
Oh! Should I have called you- that full title thing? Brave Stealth Unit? Is that actually part of your name?
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[Hahaha he's a robot with two dads.]
No explanation, we simply appear with strange creatures?
[He waggles a finger.]
My name is Shadowmaru. Independent Stealth Unit is my function.
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[Hashtag JustPokeworldThings]
...Were you not human? Before you got here.
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Are you an android?
[With a really fancy name?]
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Ahh, no no. Not in the least. It would have made life simpler, perhaps, but no.
I am a member of the Brave Police -- robots, given Super AI, in order to best protect humanity.
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[A bit disappointed. Though to be fair, that's her entire frame of reference for robots.]
What's a ...super A.I?
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[So formal...]
An advanced form of artificial intelligence -- AI with emotion, so they say.
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[Kinda yes, kinda no.]
My friend Bishop is an android.
So you get happy and sad?
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You might wanna sit down.
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And I've been here for a while. I'm not from here, either. Everybody you're gonna talk to on this network is like you and me. We come from somewhere else and we don't know how we got here.
Okay, you're in New Bark Town right now. It's the same place I woke up here. It's where pretty much all of us wake up here.
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All of the people here are from other worlds? How so?
[How did he get here.]
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Well, we're not really sure? Everybody wakes up the same way, with a starter Pokemon, and a bag full of helpful stuff. We all come from all kinds of different worlds and times and everything. But like I said, that's just people you'll find here on this computer network. There's tons of people who were born here and live here and have just gotten used to us random weirdos from other dimensions.
Still with me?
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So... is the bright purple getup like, part of your stealth suit or what?
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It worked surprisingly well in my world.
Of course, none of us had the luxury of choosing the colors of our plating.
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Was your world a Lisa Frank stickerbook?
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A... what? Who is this Miss Frank?
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Nothing, nothing. Bad joke.
Anyway, your best bet is to complain to the sky, because there's not really anything you can do about being here.
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