video;

[sassymaru]

[The video opens to a young man with very, very green eyes. He bows slightly, with a little flourish to one hand.]

Greetings to all! It would seem I've awoken to a predicament. You see... someone has seen fit to hand me a small, slimy creature.

Something hardly befitting of a mysterious ninja such as myself.

[He says this as he's standing in plain sight, arms folded, and ... well. Wearing bright purple. Because that's subtle. He gestures to the adorable Froakie sitting at his feet.]

Who is it fielding complaints in this location? I would have a serious conversation with them, if possible.

Ah, though I suppose, it would also be wise to see if there is anyone who recognizes my name among those watching this feed. I am Brave Police Independent Stealth Unit, Shadowmaru~!

[... yeah there's a flourish at the end of that last word there.]

Comments

[in4apounding]

Oh, I guess she must be, actually.

[He is absolutely hilarious and being taken one hundred percent seriously.]

Police robots? ...There were a lot of you, then?

[sassymaru]

Ah... yes. Perhaps she really is.

[Though really that's not too surprising.]

There were. Eight of us, in the end.