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victory_road2018-04-02 08:24 am
keep_surviving) wrote in victory_road2018-04-02 08:24 am
8th Meal - Backdated to April 1st
[The shot opens on Diana sat on the ground, in some undisclosed location, face in her hands. One of her Pokemon must be filming for her because it's a full body shot of her cross legged on the grass.
And climbing all over her there's puppies.
No, you misunderstand. Not like a couple on her lap. Not a cute litter of six. Not even healthy grouping of a baker's dozen.
No, no, no. Diana is covered in puppies. Puppies of all types. So many, moving and wriggling so much you can't even count them. And in the space around her there's even more. And in the space around that there's a bunch of other dogs.
She takes him a long deep breath and slowly drags her palms down her face.]
You know what? They got me. They totally played me.
[Is she talking to the camera or herself? Who knows, she looks at her wits end.]
I figured there was no way they could make more than they did a couple of months ago.
But I come out here to check up on them...
Twenty nine... Twenty nine!
[She throws her hands up in the air (dislodging a few puppies that just scramble back onto her).]
What the hell am I supposed to do with twenty nine more? WHAT?
[The puppies startle, then start to howl and yip alongside her shouting as she berates the older hounds around her.]
Thanks guys. Real funny. Good April Fools. But what do you plan on doing when the day is over?!
[They cock their heads at her and wag their tails.]
Oh, fuck you.
[Diana finally actually speaks to the camera.]
You want a dog? Any dog? Take one. They're free.
[[ooc; If you'd like to help Diana with her dog problem, here is the list of newest puppies, and here is the list of some of her older, higher leveled dogs. As always, you're more than welcome to change literally anything but their breed. (Name, nature, even gender.)]]
And climbing all over her there's puppies.
No, you misunderstand. Not like a couple on her lap. Not a cute litter of six. Not even healthy grouping of a baker's dozen.
No, no, no. Diana is covered in puppies. Puppies of all types. So many, moving and wriggling so much you can't even count them. And in the space around her there's even more. And in the space around that there's a bunch of other dogs.
She takes him a long deep breath and slowly drags her palms down her face.]
You know what? They got me. They totally played me.
[Is she talking to the camera or herself? Who knows, she looks at her wits end.]
I figured there was no way they could make more than they did a couple of months ago.
But I come out here to check up on them...
Twenty nine... Twenty nine!
[She throws her hands up in the air (dislodging a few puppies that just scramble back onto her).]
What the hell am I supposed to do with twenty nine more? WHAT?
[The puppies startle, then start to howl and yip alongside her shouting as she berates the older hounds around her.]
Thanks guys. Real funny. Good April Fools. But what do you plan on doing when the day is over?!
[They cock their heads at her and wag their tails.]
Oh, fuck you.
[Diana finally actually speaks to the camera.]
You want a dog? Any dog? Take one. They're free.
[[ooc; If you'd like to help Diana with her dog problem, here is the list of newest puppies, and here is the list of some of her older, higher leveled dogs. As always, you're more than welcome to change literally anything but their breed. (Name, nature, even gender.)]]
[Video]
[Mabel is all sparkly eyed when she replies, her Meowth, Tabby Puss, peeking over her shoulder to get a look at the puppies as well while Bop-it the Hoppip hovers by her head.]
I'll take one! Can I have Truffle? His name is cute~
[Video]
Aren't they? Puppies as some of the cutest things ever.
Sure you can. Just one? You sure you don't want his twin sister? Or triplet brother?
Or maybe just a pink pug?
[Video]
I'll take a pink pug, too!
[Nevermind.]
[Video]
What good taste! I'll send them both straight over.
Re: [Video]