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[captainash]

[Sent at 14:27.]

How many people are training a Yungoos out there? Are they supposed to enjoy ripping up clothes? Is this some species-wide quirk no one warned me about? Help, I think the cashier saw everything.


[Sent at 14:32.]

False alarm. Turns out they received new cut out jeans yesterday and a pair fell on Sniffy's head. We're good.


[Sent at 14:34, with a photo of this garment attached.]

What the hell. WHAT. THE. HELL.

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[bertall]

I don't know that much about them, but uh...

What happened to those pants? They don't really come like that, do they?

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[captainash]

They do. I asked the cashier and she confirmed it. Three times.

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[bertall]

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Wouldn't people be embarrassed to wear those?

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[schachmeister]

Are those... supposed to be pants?

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[captainash]

The cashier claims so, but I'd put my money on 'really weird harness', personally.

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[schachmeister]

People actually pay money for those?

[forsaintcecilia]

[Kazuki just laughs. How could you not? That's not even clothing anymore!]

I know the distressed look is in, but that's just...

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[captainash]

I've seen bikinis with more fabric. This thing has more holes than a destroyed colony.

[forsaintcecilia]

The pockets look so silly! Just flopping around like that... It's like they're all that's left!

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[thumbsdown]

huh. i had pants that looked like that once. but that was kinda after i was caught in an explosion.

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[captainash]

Holding pants to normal standards of decency after an explosion would be unfair. These have no excuse.

[thumbsdown]

maybe whoever made them got caught in an explosion and liked the way they looked afterwards

that would be pretty weird though

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[cyan_maid]

Is...is that really and truly the style?
Gracious, that's - you can't even call them jeans!!!

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[captainash]

You really can't, but the words 'leg harness' wouldn't look very good in a fashion ad.

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[cyan_maid]

What...
No, no, that's. That's ridiculous and absolutely stupid. We do not need to have "leg harnesses" in the world.

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[isleavepossible]

I think someone removed the pants part of your pants.

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[captainash]

Yet they didn't remove the pockets or the button. Their logic baffles me.

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[charcoalfeather]

are those um actually being sold?
in a store?
for people?

[captainash]

Yes, yes and yes, though I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there was a similar model for some species of Pokémon.

[hellablue]

duuuude where did u find those
i have to buy them for my girlfriend IMMEDIATELY

[captainash]

That little clothing store between the artisanal bakery and the doll collector's exhibit, near the Pokémon Center. but you do know that there are much less expensive ways to get dumped, right?

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[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW isn't sure what he's expecting when he clicks on the file but it isn't...whatever this is.]}

oh i do not like that

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[captainash]

Congratulations, you have good taste and eyes that work properly. I've seen swimsuits that both cover more skin and look more like casual clothing.

[Text] i'm so late but i had to

[foolishwren]

UM HEY I'M GONNA NEED THOSE THREE SECONDS I SPENT LOOKING AT THAT BACK BECAUSE MY QUALITY OF LIFE JUST PLUMMETED FROM KNOWING THAT EXISTS

[Text] Tbh, 'I had to' is pretty much the reasoning behind the post itself.

[captainash]

Three seconds? I've been in the same ROOM as those things for 45 minutes, getting my mind wiped by the nearest Abra is starting to sound like a good idea.