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[captainash]

[Sent at 14:27.]

How many people are training a Yungoos out there? Are they supposed to enjoy ripping up clothes? Is this some species-wide quirk no one warned me about? Help, I think the cashier saw everything.


[Sent at 14:32.]

False alarm. Turns out they received new cut out jeans yesterday and a pair fell on Sniffy's head. We're good.


[Sent at 14:34, with a photo of this garment attached.]

What the hell. WHAT. THE. HELL.

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[captainash]

Holding pants to normal standards of decency after an explosion would be unfair. These have no excuse.

[thumbsdown]

maybe whoever made them got caught in an explosion and liked the way they looked afterwards

that would be pretty weird though

[captainash]

It also wouldn't offer them protection against the next explosion. Let's uncover every inch of skin that's most at risk, why not?