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[worstfieldtripever]

[The video opens to a closeup of Peter's face.]

Hey!

[He flips it around to show a shot of a dark forest as far as the eye can see. You can see his other hand in in fram, holding what looks to be a long string of web and at the end of the web is a Spinarak crawling across the ground.

He's got his spider out for a walk, it's fine.]

So, not to alarm anybody, but I think I'm lost.

[Back to his face.]

I've been here for like two days now. But man, lemme tell you about my day! I was feeling hungry, right? As one does. So I'm kinda low on food and I see it, there in the distance. An apple tree! Cool, right? Well I go up, I have Spider-Man do his spider thing and stringshot an apple.

Only, and I didn't realize this until that exact moment, there were also Beedrill in that tree. Theeey don't like to be bothered.

So they're angry, I'm freaked out, Spider-Man doesn't know what's even going on, but I finally get it together and start giving him orders. The Beedrill are like "BZZZZ" and Spider-Man is like "pew, pew!" and he manages, somehow, to hit their wings and bring 'em down and we got away. That's great, yeah? Well the not so great part is this.

[There's a brief- and I mean brief cut to his arm where there's a stinger sticking out of it.]

Yeah, so I might've gotten stung. It's... fine. It's only bleeding a little. Anybody know how to take care of that? Thanks!

[There's a split second where the video delays in turning off and you can hear him letting out a breath and yelling OWWWW--]

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[yu_hoo]

[Yu may or may not be screaming this. He's certainly loud.]

Dude, what the hell?

[But no, seriously, Peter...]

There's a fucking sting on your arm!

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[worstfieldtripever]

Yeah!

[IT'S NO BIG DEAL]

I've got it under control, I just need to figure out how to fix it up!

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[yu_hoo]

That is not under control, it's still stuck to you!

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[worstfieldtripever]

Oh my god, it's fine! I'm not dying. It's a flesh wound!

[HE'S NOT GONNA LIE IT HURTS BUT

IT's. Fine.]

Ow.

[It's probably fine.]

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[yu_hoo]

I'm still sending Ducklett and Farfetch'd to find you. And then meet you.

[Because dude...]

Good thing I got a first aid kit...

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[worstfieldtripever]

What- dude, I don't- Ow! Ow! It's starting to hurt more!

[AHHHHHHH]

Do you think it's poisonous?

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[yu_hoo]

[He... Blinks. Because Peter... Peter...]

It's... It's a poison-type Pokemon...

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[worstfieldtripever]

Yeah, but- that doesn't automatically mean "poisonous to humans", I thought... I dunno! Only Pokemon could really get poisoned?? I didn't think too hard about it!

[Until, y'know, he finds himself with a stinger in his arm.]

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[yu_hoo]

Well, some hard thinking was needed, apparently.

[Don't worry Peter, it's mostly the worry talking.]

Do you see a Farfetch'd or a Ducklett nearby at all?

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[worstfieldtripever]

I'd like to see you deal with a swarm of Beedrill and see how hard you think!

[GOSH.]

I don't- Spider-Man, use your spidey senses! Do you hear any ducks nearby?

[Spider-Man looks... honestly confused. What does that even mean?? If this were an anime he would have that lil sweat drop.]

Well that was a bust. Hey, ducks! I'm over here! [If he makes enough noise they will find him, right?]

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[yu_hoo]

Ok, ok, you might be right on that part, but I'd still be worried about the sting.

[What... What is Peter doing? How would a Spinarak be able to help with his 'spidey senses'? What is even a spidey sense? Is Peter referencing those comics?]

Are... You ok?

[Read: is your head ok???]

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[worstfieldtripever]

[Listen.

Listen.

Shut up.]

I've got a beedrill stinger in my arm and I'm feeling a little dizzy because it's probably poisonous and I'm honestly starting to wonder if I'm hallucinating these alleged ducks that are supposed to be looking for me. But otherwise? I'm fine.

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[yu_hoo]

[So ok-ish for now.]

If one of them is blue, and the other one is carrying a leek, they're mine. Not that they should stick around, they're supposed to come back to me and guide me to you.

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[worstfieldtripever]

You make it sound like this forest is just full of duck and I'm gonna have a hard time telling yours apart. I can count on one hand the number of ducks I've seen in this whole forest.

[He flips the camera around to point at two of them he's just spotted wander out from the trees.]

Heyyy, what's up? Are you the medical ducks I've heard about?

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[yu_hoo]

You're talking about hallucinations, for all I know you could be seeing a bunch of them.

[But yeah, those are his Ducklett and Farfetch'd. Looks like they found Peter alright.]

Yep, those are mine. [He then raises his voice sot they can hear.] Come on, get flying back so I can follow you.

[And they take flight away from Peter.] It'll just be a little longer. Hang in there.

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[worstfieldtripever]

[Oh. Okay bye.]

I definitely just hallucinated those ducks. That's just not something you see every day.

[He's gonna just use a tree to support himself and then kinda just. Sit down.]

For somebody with a stab wound, I'm feeling great. Never better.

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[yu_hoo]

I saw them too, Peter.

[He hopes they're faster coming back than they were going.]

I'm sure you've been better. But let's focus on getting you out of there.

[There's a beat before he speaks again.]

You should probably start doing something on that. Try to tie one some of your Pokemon's string around your arm, above the sting. Just so you don't bleed too much more.

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[worstfieldtripever]

Aw, really? I can't just stay here and rest a little while?

[No. No, that would be bad. He heaves himself into more of a sitting position and gestures with his good arm at Spider-Man.]

Gimme some string, bud. Gently, don't overshoot it- yeah! Like that.

[Alright time to tie this string, it's a little difficult one-handed but- there.]

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[yu_hoo]

[It's obvious now that he's entered the forest and is walking as fast as he can while also chatting with Peter. He's nothing if not efficient, at least.]

I mean, there's not much more you can do for now, so just... Try to stay awake, and make sure it's tight, we're trying to cut the blood flow until we can put some bandages on it.

[starry_forehead]

....that's a stinger in your arm?!

What....okay do you have a first aid kit like at all?

[Everyone caries those around, not just him right?]

[worstfieldtripever]

Uh- maybe?

[No?? Probably not?? He should've thought to grab one of those.]

No... no I don't. Ha.

[starry_forehead]

Okay...okay that's fine.

[That's not fine.]

Um, can you check your map. How far away are you from a pokecenter? They treat people there too. ....also are you allergic to bees? I don't know if that would crossover but it's probably better to ask.

[worstfieldtripever]

Well the problem is, uh. I've been using the map, but it doesn't do much when you're lost... unfortunately.

[He's doing great.]

Do you think if I pull this out it would be like a. Steve Irwin situation?

[starry_forehead]

Right....yeah that would do that. What was the last town you were in then?

I have no idea what that means but if it means massive blood loss, then possibly. Depending on how deep it is.

[Gravity Falls has their own version of every pop culture thing, there is probably some version of the Crocodile Hunter but it's highly unlikely it's the same name. that would be too easy.]

It's still poisonous though. So it's probably better to risk it. Only if you have something to make a bandage of some sort though. Like a spare shirt?....anything?

[worstfieldtripever]

Oh it's not very de- okay that's. Maybe a lie.

[It's not deep, but it's not shallow either. It's a real uncomfortable in-between.]

Ugh. Okay. Lemme...

[He's just gonna start rummaging around in his backpack. He may or may not be starting to sweat a little.]

Hey, dude, I think you're right that this thing is just a tiny bit poisonous. On the bright side, here's a shirt.

[starry_forehead]

Right....okay. Can you tear that up to make bandages?

Normally the last thing you'd want to do is to remove the thing blocking the bleeding but if it's anything like a normal stinger it's probably pumping in more poison as you wait.

[logical_lioness]

[Hermione appears on the screen, arms crossed and with a disapproving frown.]

If you had taken my advice regarding preparation in the first place, you could have avoided this whole mess.

A Beedrill sting is venomous. You'll need to treat it right away or you could get really ill.

...I assume you don't have a first aid kit on you?

[worstfieldtripever]

[Peter can physically feel the "mom friend" vibes radiating off of Hermione when she appears.]

Hey, that was completely different! [there's a pregnant pause] Sort of. It was still a fun battle, so- ow- totally worth it!

I totally d- [don't lie] -on't. I wish I could say I did, but I don't.

[logical_lioness]

[Hermione is rubbing her temples with her fingers. How can someone cause such a headache? Oh wait.. Ron. He reminded her of Ron.]

Of course you don't. We'll get back to your terrible argument later since right now there are more pressing issues.

Have you got a pokemon with an ice move? Toothpaste? Honey?

[worstfieldtripever]

[Peter's just gonna be rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. Geez. This feels like if his aunt were here, she'd be doing the same thing.]

Uh-- no? I only have Spinarak... Ooh, I bet I could make a bandage out of spiderweb! Right? That's the best idea I've had all day!

[Spinarak seems eager to try this so clearly nothing could go wrong. He shoots web at Peter's arm, but misses and hits him square in the face.]

Ack-! Bud, we really gotta work on your aim...

[logical_lioness]

NO WAIT!

[Seriously, he's worse than Ron! How is that possible??]

You have to take the stinger out first and clean the wound before you bandage it!

Honestly...

Look, carefully remove the stinger, and then wash the wound with clean water...please tell me you at least have that on you?

If you have some toothpaste in your bag, smearing that around the wound will relieve some of the pain. Then get your Spinarak to bandage it with his String Shot. Once you've done that, you should go straight to the nearest pokemon centre to get checked out - don't dilly dally in the woods!

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[dreamsofahero]

Do you at least have clean cloth and water?

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[worstfieldtripever]

Uh.

[It takes him a hot second to think about it.]

Cloth, probably! Water... Mostly? I've probably got half a canteen. I didn't plan on getting lost, so I didn't plan very thoroughly. It's okay though, everything is totally fine.

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[dreamsofahero]

*did he question whether things were fine? Not particularly, though that repeated insistence is... telling... in its own right....*

Once you've taken out the stinger, you can use a cloth soaked in water to clean the wound. Make certain it's been cleaned thoroughly, then use a clean, dry cloth to bind it if needed.

And have someone take a proper look at it once you do get to a town, of course.

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[worstfieldtripever]

[He's trying to reassure himself more than anyone, honestly. Fake it 'til you make it, that's all you gotta do. Then other people will believe you.]

Okay, so if I take it out it's- it won't, uh. Start gushing blood, right? It's safe to remove? Because back home, there was this celebrity- he was Australian, so you know he was more powerful than anybody- and he got stabbed and he pulled it out and he died. I don't wanna be that guy.

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[dreamsofahero]

Unless it actually managed to pierce your artery, no. Even if it did, then binding your arm above the wound tightly would stem the flow of blood. Given that Beedrill's stings are capable of poisoning pokemon, however, it's probably better to remove it.

*he's keeping his own tone calm and level, though he'll add just a hint of authority if he needs to get the point across*

Just have some cloth or bandages prepared in advance, then go one step at a time. If it starts bleeding heavily, then wrap one tightly around your arm above it first, then go on to do the other steps.

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[shiro2hero]

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You're only bleeding a little?

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[worstfieldtripever]

Oh hey, Mr. Shiro!

[He only says that when Shiro is being parental and it's not clear if he's conscious of it or not.]

Yeah! A really insignificant amount, you can hardly even tell.

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[shiro2hero]

You had a giant stinger in your arm.

How is that insignificant?

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[worstfieldtripever]

Because- because I've totally got it under control! It's fine.

[He flips the video back just as briefly to show it again.It's big, it's jutting out of his arm. It's bleeding. But it's back to his face in an instant.]

See? All good.

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[shiro2hero]

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

Peter.

That is not. Good. Not in any sense of the word. Get to a pokemon center. Now.

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[worstfieldtripever]

Hey, serious question- is your hair that color because you worry so much?

[OOOOOOO]

It's probably gonna be a while before I can make it to a Pokemon center on account of being lost. But it's okay, because I have a friend who's sending his ducks to find me. Which... I realize sounds like something stupid somebody would say in a poison induced fever, but I think it's true.

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[shiro2hero]

No.

[It's trauma]

Sending -- okay. I'm staying on the line with you until they get there. Sit down or something, though.

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[whatsacactus]

[In contrast to Shiro...]

find a pokecenter

or pull it out
rinse it
wrap it in cloth
then get to a pokecenter

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[worstfieldtripever]

I could be wrong, but I feel like if I pull it out it's gonna bleed even more and then I'm gonna regret it.
But it's cool, I think one of my friends is on his way? He sounds like he knows what he's doing.
Unless he gets lost too. That might be kind of bad.

[whatsacactus]

it wont if you wrap it fast enough
but if youve got someone on the way that works

[Who are you gonna trust? Some people who have ""normal"" reactions to injuries, or the guy who lived in the desert alone with no structure?]

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[cyan_maid]

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Sweet Jesus Christ on a Ritz cracker. With pepperoni.]

Oh my God! Y-You need to get that out immediately - shit, would Antidotes even work on humans? I don't - I don't know, but - you definitely need to put something on that wound and wrap it up and be incredibly careful!