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victory_road2018-07-04 09:00 pm
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[02; Video]
[The video opens to a closeup of Peter's face.]
Hey!
[He flips it around to show a shot of a dark forest as far as the eye can see. You can see his other hand in in fram, holding what looks to be a long string of web and at the end of the web is a Spinarak crawling across the ground.
He's got his spider out for a walk, it's fine.]
So, not to alarm anybody, but I think I'm lost.
[Back to his face.]
I've been here for like two days now. But man, lemme tell you about my day! I was feeling hungry, right? As one does. So I'm kinda low on food and I see it, there in the distance. An apple tree! Cool, right? Well I go up, I have Spider-Man do his spider thing and stringshot an apple.
Only, and I didn't realize this until that exact moment, there were also Beedrill in that tree. Theeey don't like to be bothered.
So they're angry, I'm freaked out, Spider-Man doesn't know what's even going on, but I finally get it together and start giving him orders. The Beedrill are like "BZZZZ" and Spider-Man is like "pew, pew!" and he manages, somehow, to hit their wings and bring 'em down and we got away. That's great, yeah? Well the not so great part is this.
[There's a brief- and I mean brief cut to his arm where there's a stinger sticking out of it.]
Yeah, so I might've gotten stung. It's... fine. It's only bleeding a little. Anybody know how to take care of that? Thanks!
[There's a split second where the video delays in turning off and you can hear him letting out a breath and yelling OWWWW--]
Hey!
[He flips it around to show a shot of a dark forest as far as the eye can see. You can see his other hand in in fram, holding what looks to be a long string of web and at the end of the web is a Spinarak crawling across the ground.
He's got his spider out for a walk, it's fine.]
So, not to alarm anybody, but I think I'm lost.
[Back to his face.]
I've been here for like two days now. But man, lemme tell you about my day! I was feeling hungry, right? As one does. So I'm kinda low on food and I see it, there in the distance. An apple tree! Cool, right? Well I go up, I have Spider-Man do his spider thing and stringshot an apple.
Only, and I didn't realize this until that exact moment, there were also Beedrill in that tree. Theeey don't like to be bothered.
So they're angry, I'm freaked out, Spider-Man doesn't know what's even going on, but I finally get it together and start giving him orders. The Beedrill are like "BZZZZ" and Spider-Man is like "pew, pew!" and he manages, somehow, to hit their wings and bring 'em down and we got away. That's great, yeah? Well the not so great part is this.
[There's a brief- and I mean brief cut to his arm where there's a stinger sticking out of it.]
Yeah, so I might've gotten stung. It's... fine. It's only bleeding a little. Anybody know how to take care of that? Thanks!
[There's a split second where the video delays in turning off and you can hear him letting out a breath and yelling OWWWW--]
[Video]
Sweet Jesus Christ on a Ritz cracker. With pepperoni.]
Oh my God! Y-You need to get that out immediately - shit, would Antidotes even work on humans? I don't - I don't know, but - you definitely need to put something on that wound and wrap it up and be incredibly careful!