Text Post Update from The Garrison Trio

[pidge_out]

[As promised, Pidge is putting up pictures of the little road trip that she, Lance, and Hunk have embarked on. It's a later update than she'd initially planned it to be, but better late than never, right? And in the interest of getting the news out to all of their friends (and Lance's friends, she doesn't even know who else that might include), Pidge makes them all available to the public.

There are photos as well as videos, and they're all absolutely ridiculous.

Posing with random objects that may or may not have been landmarks. 
Hunk cooking over a campfire making a peace sign at the camera. 
A bedtime selfie of the three of them all made up and wearing Lance's beauty masks.
Challenging each other to a hot sauce competition (which Pidge utterly lost, face red and tears in her eyes).
Singing songs with helium balloons.
Lance holding an impromptu "fashion show" with Pokémon themed outfits, Hunk cheering him on enthusiastically in the background.
Messing around with some of the Jennies.
Running from the Jennies. 
A clip of the three of them playing Chubby Bunny.
A shot of Lance and Hunk leaning on each other, asleep and drooling.
Hunk giving a sleeping Pidge a piggy-back ride.
A selfie of Pidge while Lance gives her a pedicure and Hunk brushes her hair.
Clips of Lance twerking on the back of a bicycle (Hunk frets to the side and Pidge snort-laughs while recording).
And also of him dancing while keeping up with a moving bicycle.
...and a lot more.

There's a lot. Over the last several weeks, these three have been up to complete and utter shenanigans. But, as their friends can no doubt tell from the pictures, they're doing well and having a great time.

These are Shiro's kids. Teenagers being teenagers. Welcome to Team Voltron.]

Comments

he can give you a coconut with pipecleaner arms and googly eyes

[sunspotted]

[ he'd be sorry, pidge. he'd just use the voice function, but he doesn't know how you do that on this format. ]

i've lived behind walls my entire life

not really much space for 'extra' stuff to get grown let alone something like sugar

video

[spacebaloney]

[New, she says? Clearly this means no one has warned her about the Blue Casanova.]

And I wanted to pop in and say that you're great too, Beautiful.

Video

[spacebaloney]

No bail, but you could send money for more peanut butter because someone over here ate it all!

[He's certainly not pointing at Pidge, no way.]

[pidge_out]

you guys have it harder than i first thought.

[And based off of what she'd heard from Armin, she'd already thought their situation to be extremely difficult.]

i'm sorry. you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to

[tookashirototheknee]

Planet. Totally a planet.

Come on, Pidge. Can you really call a poor little planet that has a heart on it not a planet? It's not lesser than anyone else!

I've been out there, you know. It's a planet.

[pidge_out]

How's everything going back home?

carry on without her, but-

[pidge_out]

[A hand pops out from offscreen and wordlessly whaps the back of Lance's head for that.]

text

[spacebaloney]

it's my top secret all natural and organic facial mask
guaranteed to beat back the crow's feet and the smile lines
it makes acne shit bricks with its power

it also doubles as a hair conditioner

[Please be gentle when you break it to him that there's no such thing as conditioners back in Hell World.]

[lyingheart]

I don't mind. It just seems pointless to horrify people who will never need to experience that reality. Places like this, where the fears people have are a little less targeted, are nice. Even with all the stories behind ghost types.

[spacebaloney]

bravery sauce

as you can see, pidge is a punkass

[She's so going to beat his ass.]

[pidge_out]

I absolutely can, and I'm calling it a dwarf planet because that's what it is. Until the day it's cleared its neighboring region of other objects the way the rest of the planets in our solar system have, it's a dwarf planet.

[And then she throws her arms out in a "Come at me, bro" kind of gesture. It's very reminiscent of Lance.]

[sunspotted]

what's bravery sauce

i don't know she seems pretty stable to me

Video

[tookashirototheknee]

I spend so much money on peanut butter.

[On Earth, Sam and Colleen had to have a line-item on the budget just for peanut butter.]

I think I can send money via Ponita Express, if you are really lacking in peanut butter from my glutton of a sister.

[lyingheart]

I understand approximately none of that, outside of inferring it's some kind of skin care you're using specific for the face.

[ and knowing but not caring what acne is, which... is the least of anyone's concerns back on her world. ]

What exactly is the function of hair conditioner?

[pidge_out]

yeah, though i bet settling into a peaceful place like this must be confusing for you guys

how rude!

[spacebaloney]

Ow, what's wrong with you? WHY ARE YOU SO HATEFUL AND VIOLENT? YOU'RE TOO SHORT FOR THAT!

she'll take it

[pidge_out]

[Walls again. She's been hearing a lot about places with walls today.]

are you from the same place as armin and annie?

8|

[pidge_out]

Quit hitting on everything that moves. [God, Lance. :|] It's annoying.

video;

[spacebaloney]

No report. Not for you, buddy.

[Look, he has enough people making unhappy faces at him. Lance will take a smile.]

I'll do you one better and send you an actual jar.

Re: she'll take it

[sunspotted]

yes!!!

[ look he discovered punctuation because the mun was dying ]

i'm from jinae, so not the exact same place, but behind the same walls. i'm marco.

[spacebaloney]

it was a joke
it's hot sauce
first one to tap out is the loser

a stable loser, trust me

[lyingheart]

You don't stop being on edge, and you don't settle in to the things most people seem to take for granted. I can't trust peace, or that people aren't being shitty liars somewhere I just can't see yet. I'd guess trusting it will only come with time, looking at the examples others have set from home, if I have enough of it.

Food is the next most baffling thing. The variety, the spices, the cafes that produce meals in short turn around, the sheer amounts of sweets... These aren't bad things at all, but they're overwhelming.

[sunspotted]

oh!

right i'm going to have to try this.
and make the others try this

[spacebaloney]

are you serious?
never heard of wrinkles? or conditioner?
how many split ends do you have, buddy?
do you even have hair????

[I SAID BE GENTLE, ANNIE!]

[spacebaloney]

What does it matter to you? Are you jealous or something? Do you want me to hit on you too?

[Which means now he's leaning all into her space, batting his eyelashes, clearly not taking this hitting on seriously.]

Oh, my little peanut. Every time you sweat, my heart goes thunkathunkathunka.