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Pidge Gunderson ([personal profile] pidge_out) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2018-10-24 11:27 am

Text Post Update from The Garrison Trio

[As promised, Pidge is putting up pictures of the little road trip that she, Lance, and Hunk have embarked on. It's a later update than she'd initially planned it to be, but better late than never, right? And in the interest of getting the news out to all of their friends (and Lance's friends, she doesn't even know who else that might include), Pidge makes them all available to the public.

There are photos as well as videos, and they're all absolutely ridiculous.

Posing with random objects that may or may not have been landmarks. 
Hunk cooking over a campfire making a peace sign at the camera. 
A bedtime selfie of the three of them all made up and wearing Lance's beauty masks.
Challenging each other to a hot sauce competition (which Pidge utterly lost, face red and tears in her eyes).
Singing songs with helium balloons.
Lance holding an impromptu "fashion show" with Pokémon themed outfits, Hunk cheering him on enthusiastically in the background.
Messing around with some of the Jennies.
Running from the Jennies. 
A clip of the three of them playing Chubby Bunny.
A shot of Lance and Hunk leaning on each other, asleep and drooling.
Hunk giving a sleeping Pidge a piggy-back ride.
A selfie of Pidge while Lance gives her a pedicure and Hunk brushes her hair.
Clips of Lance twerking on the back of a bicycle (Hunk frets to the side and Pidge snort-laughs while recording).
And also of him dancing while keeping up with a moving bicycle.
...and a lot more.

There's a lot. Over the last several weeks, these three have been up to complete and utter shenanigans. But, as their friends can no doubt tell from the pictures, they're doing well and having a great time.

These are Shiro's kids. Teenagers being teenagers. Welcome to Team Voltron.]
spacebaloney: ([54])

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[personal profile] spacebaloney 2018-10-25 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[New, she says? Clearly this means no one has warned her about the Blue Casanova.]

And I wanted to pop in and say that you're great too, Beautiful.
spacebaloney: ([86])

how rude!

[personal profile] spacebaloney 2018-10-25 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Ow, what's wrong with you? WHY ARE YOU SO HATEFUL AND VIOLENT? YOU'RE TOO SHORT FOR THAT!
spacebaloney: ([75])

[personal profile] spacebaloney 2018-10-25 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
What does it matter to you? Are you jealous or something? Do you want me to hit on you too?

[Which means now he's leaning all into her space, batting his eyelashes, clearly not taking this hitting on seriously.]

Oh, my little peanut. Every time you sweat, my heart goes thunkathunkathunka.
spacebaloney: ([65])

[personal profile] spacebaloney 2018-10-25 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
No you

[And he shoves her back, playfully of course.]

Now stop cockblocking.
spacebaloney: ([33])

[personal profile] spacebaloney 2018-11-02 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[For that hand, he throws one of Hunk's dirty socks at her head.]

Hater!
partiallysquirrelblood: (Awkward)

[personal profile] partiallysquirrelblood 2018-10-25 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I'm flattered? But I'm not really looking to date anybody anytime soon. It's not you, it's just that last time I tried to date anybody it turned into a whole huge mess. I'm kinda just working on myself right now, y'know?

Sorry.
spacebaloney: ([82])

[personal profile] spacebaloney 2018-11-02 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Aw come on, though. Don't judge us all by some onion breath dude who treated a queen like you wrong.

You're beautiful just the way you are. There's nothing to work on when you're starting with perfection already.

[Did he just wink at her? Yes. Yes, he did.]
partiallysquirrelblood: (Chatting)

[personal profile] partiallysquirrelblood 2018-11-02 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't just one guy? It was several. And one giant robot.

[Sentinel #X-42903-22 had been decent enough though. If you ignored the whole hating and fearing mutants thing. Which Doreen was, rightfully so, incapable of doing.]

Also the the last person who called me a queen was trying to force me to come marry him and help rule his underground kingdom because I was nice to him.

It was a really big mess.