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[im_a_leg]

[Hunk clears his throat on camera, then offers a gentle wave]

Hey everyone, hope you had an awesome holiday. Spent it with awesome people, stuffing your faces with awesome food. That's what it's all about, yeah?

As one of many food enthusiasts in this place, I have a quick q since I haven't been here as long as a lot of you. One food nerd to another, I'm like super into discovering new ingredients. When me and my buddies were checking out new planets as a part of Voltron that was kind of one of my side games, you know? I take a lot of pride in being able to source my food, or at least know where it came from.

So I just gotta ask, because it's driving me nuts. Where does the meat around here come from? Like, I haven't seen any real local wild life at all.

Comments

HUNKALLULAH!!

[im_a_leg]

Seriously, have you seen that man eat? I've seen him fold a whole slice of pizza in his mouth at once. One of those big ones, like not a wimpy small one.

Sure, that's what I'm trying to find out. Which ones are food and which ones ... aren't. It'd be kind of awkward to cook someone's pet.

[fuelthefire]

Pfff! Yes! We compete!

[Because Krieg and Shiro are two grown-ass adults. u.u]

I just buy what I need at the butcher. They probably know which ones are pets and which ones aren't.

[im_a_leg]

Dude I would pay to see that. I would cook for that competition.

I just really like fishing! It'd be neat to go out and catch my own food, but... I don't want to serve up a dish that looks like someone's pet either.

[fuelthefire]

I'll let you cook anytime!

[Not that he's picky when it comes to food, but he can still appreciate exceptionally delicious meals!]

Oh. I dunno what to do about that. Would someone let their pet fish out to play in the ocean?

[....Like...Armin...]

[im_a_leg]

You say the word man and I'll grill you guys up a competition.

[ He winces a little. ]

Some of the kids from that really awful torture world might. Like Armin.

[fuelthefire]

I'm gonna hold you to that!

[Awww yeah, it'll be a feast!]

MMMmmmmmm....yeah, Blondie would. I think he does.

[im_a_leg]

You name the time and place, buddy!

[ BRING IT ]

... oh no. What if I accidentally fish up someone's pet? How would I even know? Like, what if someone makes a post about their Pokemon going missing and it turns out I ate it?

[fuelthefire]

Mnnn....

[He actually pauses to think about that, rolling first his eye, and then his head to one side. That would be a pretty bad situation. After a long moment, he flicks his gaze back to the 'Gear, and shrugs visibly.]

You can own it or bury it.

[im_a_leg]

[ Hunk scratches his chin uncomfortably, grimacing a little. ]

I think I'd have to own it, man.

[fuelthefire]

Yeah, same.

[But...!]

What kinds of monsters do you have? Maybe take one fishing with you. It could tell you if you fished somebody's pet.