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[adandyinspace]

[Out of all the horrible things that have happened so far this week, the worst is yet to come. It's some guy and he looks into the feed like everyone just played some sort of huge prank on him. It certainly feels that way, being told he's gotta trek three days in the snow certainly sounds like a joke.

Thankfully it looks like he's hastily slapped on some kind of winter outfit, his giant hair sticking out from under the hat that barely wants to stay on. From what can be seen of his jacket, it appears to stick out unnaturally and even wiggle about, probably the pokémon he was given. Anything to stay warm.]

Hey, sooo, I know you're all havin' a really fun time right now, but I'm freezing my ass off and my communicator ain't working. So I'm using this one. Anyway, quick question, what kinda planet invents the video phone and not something like, I dunno...a bus?

[Dandy feels like this is an incredibly valid question.]

If you find one good lookin' corpse, don't touch my wallet, I swear to-- [But before he can continue, the wiggling intensifies and Dandy's face suddenly breaks out in all smiles, an extreme contrast to the face he was just making. He laughs like an idiot and falls to his knees, the video shaking and losing focus in the process.] NO! S-STOP!! That...that tickles...!!

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[ghoststanning]

[Hey Dandy, here's this asshole!]

I don't think most normal forms of transportation exists here! I'm pretty sure this dimension is really concerned about the environment and cut out most things in our modern world that would cause harm to it!

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But you should try finding some place warm, or see if your Pokemon can help start a fire. I arrived here during the winter myself and it's not fun to talk three days in this weather.

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[neverstudied]

[Here comes the other asshole! Or at least, the other animated and bodyswapped one.]

Believe me, I've been asking myself that since I got here. My suggestion? Pick up a monster that you can ride. I lucked out by finding a two-headed ostrich pretty early on. They're dicks, but they can run a lot faster'n I can.

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[a_sin_for_him]

The lack of traditional transportation is one of the little quirks of this world. It's very odd, and not ideal, but there are some options. Bicycles are popular, if not helpful in winter. And Pokemon which can be ridden.

Winter's a particularly unpleasant time to arrive here, and I'm afraid you've come in the middle of an...upset. I'm sorry. But if you do succumb to the elements, you'll wake up in the nearest Pokecenter, healthy and warm and taken care of.

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[cyan_maid]

...I mean, you have a valid point, but complaining isn't going to make a bus appear. Or keep you warm. Though I suppose your new friend is helping on the second one, if that wiggling is any indicator?

[Jane's put her 'gear like, on the other side of her kitchen table to respond. Zappy things are going on and she is NOT about it, so all precautions have to be taken.]

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[pkemeter]

[And, last but not least, here's the third Ghostbuster. Egon adjusts his glasses, staring at the video feed. It looks like he's working on something that...vaguely looks like a colander with a bunch of nodes attached to it. A Phantump is tinkering with a ratchet, though she doesn't look like she's actually trying to help him build the device.]

You could always take the ferry to Kanto, which leaves from New Bark Town. They have complimentary food and relaxation areas. The trip takes three days total. However, it will also likely deplete you of all of your funds.

[He rubs his chin with his thumb.]

The society in this dimension seems rather inclined to be ecologically friendly and encourages its residents to act as such. This may be a result of human beings growing so closely dependent on the native creatures.