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victory_road2019-03-28 02:24 pm
onetwoboom) wrote in victory_road2019-03-28 02:24 pm
[video - 003]
[Gaige has, for the past week or so, been setting out on a trip to the Ruins of Alph without much in the way of broadcasting, but certain circumstances had brought her to needing the advice of the people, and so a video transmission pops up on the network.]
OKAY, hi - hi guys, it's me, your gal Gaige, etcetera, etcetera-
[She rushes through her usual routine to a shaky camera, and a loud crying in the background.]
So, you know those new Pokemon that started showing up? The ones terrified of, like, everything...? Turns out loud noises and explosions and basically EVERYTHING that makes me me comes under that.
[The camera shifts slightly as she tries to balance her 'Gear and something blue, amphibious, and crying in her arm. From what can be seen from Gaige's face, she looks tired, and trying really hard not to panic.]
It's been...uh, I don't even know - it feels like hours since he started crying? I can't get him to stop. [A weighted exhale, and the sobbing newt in her arms just accentuates her point.] I really want him to stop. I just, you know, babies aren't really my ball park? Kind of never really planned this kind of thing. I only ever anticipated robot children! I'm way too young to be a mother!
[Her voice raises in distress, which only makes the baby more upset. It's a vicious cycle.]
Look, some of you guys have got to have experience with this kind of thing, right? You gotta help me out here.
OKAY, hi - hi guys, it's me, your gal Gaige, etcetera, etcetera-
[She rushes through her usual routine to a shaky camera, and a loud crying in the background.]
So, you know those new Pokemon that started showing up? The ones terrified of, like, everything...? Turns out loud noises and explosions and basically EVERYTHING that makes me me comes under that.
[The camera shifts slightly as she tries to balance her 'Gear and something blue, amphibious, and crying in her arm. From what can be seen from Gaige's face, she looks tired, and trying really hard not to panic.]
It's been...uh, I don't even know - it feels like hours since he started crying? I can't get him to stop. [A weighted exhale, and the sobbing newt in her arms just accentuates her point.] I really want him to stop. I just, you know, babies aren't really my ball park? Kind of never really planned this kind of thing. I only ever anticipated robot children! I'm way too young to be a mother!
[Her voice raises in distress, which only makes the baby more upset. It's a vicious cycle.]
Look, some of you guys have got to have experience with this kind of thing, right? You gotta help me out here.
no subject
[She's probably way too loud for this conversation too, and forcibly reels herself in.]
I- [She lowers her voice to a loud not-whisper. She still needs to be heard over the crying.] I guess?
[She tries to keep a hold of the crying baby, and tilts her head to Ray.]
You wanna lend me a hand?
Wow i thought i tagged this
[He offers an arm to pick up the Sobble.]
Sure, I can teach you how to calm children down anyway!
[Ray you've barely raised children before now.]
no subject
[Uuuggh, you're such a DAD, Ray.]
Go ahead, show me how its done.
[She just holds out the Sobble veeeerry carefully, though the baby seems even more upset by this.]