WHO'S THAT POKEMON?

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Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: May 24 - 27
Summary: GET IN HERE AND MINGLE
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[neverstudied]

Oh, I get it, you don't like it when people don't talk much, huh? What, you think the champion of Kanto's a robot?

[Even more grumbling. None of them seem to notice how Juno's hand phases through Venkman's shoulder.

Venkman notices, however, and he frowns lightly at it, before glancing up to meet Juno's eye.]

[junosteel]

What?!

[The confusion is legitimate in response to the comment--he doesn't fucking know what the hell Kanto is nor does he understand who the champion is and he just came here to have fun and everything's going wrong.

Juno's bewilderment is exacerbated when he realizes that he hasn't actually touched this guy's shoulder. What the hell is this guy? He freezes for a moment, unsure of how to proceed, before staggering back like he'd seen a ghost.]

What the actual hell are you?!

[Of course, he doesn't actually look where he's going, which means he's probably going to end up bumping into one of the bikers.]

[neverstudied]

[Venkman watches Juno's slow descent into madness, glancing from him to the bikers. With a sigh that's entirely manufactured- no exhale of breath- he stands up and begins to collect his things.]

Look at that! You're scaring off the competition! What's wrong with you?

[Truly a hypocritical statement from this group of bikers, but they all seem to agree, grumbling to themselves. They begin to stand up.

Juno has the bad luck to stumble into a very backwards into the arms of one of the Roughnecks. He hasn't been playing this game, but he's certainly heard the commotion. He glares down at Juno.]

You causin' trouble for my crew, stranger?

[Venkman is just trying to sneak out unnoticed at this point, hoping that Juno will be too occupied to actually chase after him.]

[junosteel]

[Shit. Shit fuck god fucking dammit--

Okay, okay, cool it. Juno freezes up, glancing briefly over his shoulder towards the man towering above him. He gives him an uneasy grin, cycling through Plans A through F (all equally terrible that result in his imminent demise) until he gets to Plan G.

Plan G will have to do.]

Oh, this is your crew? My deepest apologies sir, let me just--

[And then he just sprints towards Venkman, moving to just full-body tackle him.

Hey, he never said Plan G was a good plan.]

[neverstudied]

[The good news is that Juno is absolutely able to tackle Venkman to the ground- though it's more like he's squished. Juno will definitely notice that most of the stranger's body is intangible.

The... also good[? For Juno, at least] news is that getting bodily sent to the ground dislodges a fluffy black tail previously hidden in Venkman's clothes.

Within seconds of Juno noticing this, the Illusion flickers- what he's not holding is a pissed off Zorua, who snarls in his face before wriggling free and dashing for the exit.]

[junosteel]

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Well. He hadn't been expecting that. Out of sheer surprise, Juno lets go of the weird little mammal, scrambling to his feet.]

HEY! Get back here, you asshole!

[And then he sprints out the door following it. It must be one of those weird monsters. Pokémon? He's feeling some serious deja vu from that one time he had to chase a cat down a busy street for a client. Except, instead of a cat, it's a weird feral fox thing that somehow cast an illusion of being a real person.

...Maybe he can catch it? That person at the mart gave him a bunch of PokéBalls. He pulls one out, still chasing after Venkman. Gritting his teeth, Juno skids to a stop and flings it at the Zorua. Does it hit?]

[neverstudied]

[It hits! It doesn't do anything except make the Zorua yelp, though, as it continues to make a run for it.

It also regathers the attention of the bikers.]

Did that guy just hit a Pokemon?

[One track mind with these guys. They start to advance after Juno.]