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victory_road2019-07-05 06:47 pm
starry_forehead) wrote in victory_road2019-07-05 06:47 pm
6. Video | Fuchsia City
[Hey pokemon world, there's a cardboard sign in front of the camera. It reads, Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. You can also hear a lot of kids in the background. And the sign goes away to show...yup it's Dipper. He's standing inside what looks like a kids restaurant.]
Welcome to the first pokemon world edition of Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. We're on, Anomaly number 13 "The Pizza Parlor." Now I know what you're thinking. Dipper, this is totally just a normal place, where kids come and play games, eat pizza and learn to fear animatronics, right?
[The Camera shows scenes of all three of these things, ending with a creepy looking animatronic Mienshao. It is dressed like a ninja and very purple. The camera goes back to Dipper and you can see the group of animatronic ninja pokemon in the background.]
Wrong! This is no ordinary pizza place. I found it on a map that I got at the end of the last summer for doing the scavenger hunt. So there's definitely something different about this place. Plus I've been hearing some rumours since I got here about strange things happenin-
[Whatever pokemon is holding the camera seems to make a noise and Dipper glances behind him. Have those animatronics moved? Probably not. He looks back.]
So we're going to investigate the place and see what we can find out!
[And we go to Dipper investigating the place, talking to people. And probably something you at home might note is that the animatronic Mienshao Ninja, now seems to be orange. And around. Like a lot. Like Dipper is starting to notice. He glances over at the camera as another person almost runs off, claiming that nothing is wrong here he just really needs to leave NOW. Totally nothing to do with animatronics! Also don't work the night shift here!]
Okay so there's something....huh, we might be getting lost, Moon. I think we've passed this one a few times.
[Dipper scratches his head and then turns around.]
Well so far there's the usual, the animatronics are creepy but that seems to be it. ...Maybe Nephelis just really liked pizza and-
[And as the camera looks away there's a zapping noise and a scream and then the camera drops to the ground. The gear is dropped and there's a sound of a fight before Dipper manages to grab the gear back up. He looks slightly singed. There's also very angry Gothitelle who had been holding the camera till now. And may have just attacked something.]
I knew it! It's....
[The camera is now pointed at a beat up, now purple again Mienshao ninja animatronic. With a smug looking Rotom floating above it.]
Really!? Well I guess that explains the weird rumours, since I got here! Faraday, really? This was-
[There's suddenly a voice in the background. Apparently someone heard the fight]
"Hey, what happened to Ninja Nickie! She's all beat up!"
Uh...and that concludes Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. Tune in next time and maybe we won't be filming this from a jail cell... Run!
[Dipper will pull the Rotom in the pokeball and make a break for it with his other pokemon. So much for the first episode.]
Welcome to the first pokemon world edition of Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. We're on, Anomaly number 13 "The Pizza Parlor." Now I know what you're thinking. Dipper, this is totally just a normal place, where kids come and play games, eat pizza and learn to fear animatronics, right?
[The Camera shows scenes of all three of these things, ending with a creepy looking animatronic Mienshao. It is dressed like a ninja and very purple. The camera goes back to Dipper and you can see the group of animatronic ninja pokemon in the background.]
Wrong! This is no ordinary pizza place. I found it on a map that I got at the end of the last summer for doing the scavenger hunt. So there's definitely something different about this place. Plus I've been hearing some rumours since I got here about strange things happenin-
[Whatever pokemon is holding the camera seems to make a noise and Dipper glances behind him. Have those animatronics moved? Probably not. He looks back.]
So we're going to investigate the place and see what we can find out!
[And we go to Dipper investigating the place, talking to people. And probably something you at home might note is that the animatronic Mienshao Ninja, now seems to be orange. And around. Like a lot. Like Dipper is starting to notice. He glances over at the camera as another person almost runs off, claiming that nothing is wrong here he just really needs to leave NOW. Totally nothing to do with animatronics! Also don't work the night shift here!]
Okay so there's something....huh, we might be getting lost, Moon. I think we've passed this one a few times.
[Dipper scratches his head and then turns around.]
Well so far there's the usual, the animatronics are creepy but that seems to be it. ...Maybe Nephelis just really liked pizza and-
[And as the camera looks away there's a zapping noise and a scream and then the camera drops to the ground. The gear is dropped and there's a sound of a fight before Dipper manages to grab the gear back up. He looks slightly singed. There's also very angry Gothitelle who had been holding the camera till now. And may have just attacked something.]
I knew it! It's....
[The camera is now pointed at a beat up, now purple again Mienshao ninja animatronic. With a smug looking Rotom floating above it.]
Really!? Well I guess that explains the weird rumours, since I got here! Faraday, really? This was-
[There's suddenly a voice in the background. Apparently someone heard the fight]
"Hey, what happened to Ninja Nickie! She's all beat up!"
Uh...and that concludes Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. Tune in next time and maybe we won't be filming this from a jail cell... Run!
[Dipper will pull the Rotom in the pokeball and make a break for it with his other pokemon. So much for the first episode.]
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Well at least they included the actual impartial data. Like attacks, types, evolutions, levels and that sort of stuff. Maybe it started with just that and someone got bored.
......I can kind of see why they wouldn't want you to have those here. Is there a way to build them so they won't possibly explode and kill everyone?
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[He started out joking and now he's realizing there's some actually good potential in this idea.]
Yeah, no kidding. And I dunno- I didn't have a hand in the building process. You want specifics, check with Egon or Ray.
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[Best of both worlds.]