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[castlethrasher]

[VIOLET CITY - AUG 4th EVENING]

She's back here again. Not for the last time she's sure, nor for the second time given what she's been doing for the last week and a bit. But she's back here again, and Carly stretches as she re-enters Violet to head for the Poke-Center.

"We've been working really hard huh~?" she cheerfully announces, referring to the pokemon at her side. Solitaire- the Alolan Vulpix- seems exhempt from the matter, simply dozing away atop Carly's backpack...which is notably emptier seeming without a tent in it. But the rest of the pokemon, including the one which momentarily looked more like a fuzzy hair broach than anything, seem to be chittering their excitement.

One in particular looks especially pleased- evolution does that for a gal, and the newly evolved Salazzle is enjoying walking on two legs.

Entering the poke-center though, Carly is getting right to the point. "Alright- we'll just heal up, and then hea-"

....Hold on.

"S-Susie..!?" She'd have expected her to be off near Ecruteak, or even the Farm by now!!

[TEXT - AUG 5TH, MORNING]

HEY FUCKERS
WHEN WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT I CAN MAKE BANK OFF FIGHTING GYM LEADERS
HOW COME NONE OF YOU CLOWNS TOLD ME
I'VE BEEN EATING MUD FOR A MONTH
AND YOU JUST HAVE TO BEAT UP THESE NERDS?? AND EARN THAT MUCH CASH??

Comments

[castlethrasher]

yknow what
honestly
that explains a lot
and nah i used to be a big lizard it was pretty sick
on a related note do faces count as food or is that also off the table

[neverstudied]

i think most people would generally prefer you dont eat their faces

go eat like a burger of something damn

[castlethrasher]

well i was gonna say ill just wait til i find one of these crazy fuckin cats but
supposedly if you beat up these wandering nerds they just give you money??
is that actually true bc somebody else just told me that and it sounds fake as hell

[neverstudied]

yea basically

its like a thing for trainers to give you cash if your pokemon beat up theirs

physically beating up the trainer themselves is usually frowned upon though by the way

i feel like i should make that clear since you already talked about eating faces

also if you want one, ive got two and they can have kittens if youd like one of the eggs. the kittens should be born knowing the move that'll let them make money though it won't give you much until it's a higher level

just gonna skirt around the "dont beat people up" deal since she's 100% done Exactly That

[castlethrasher]

dude thats cool as shit i cant believe this is a thing
wait
wait youd seriously just
give me one
just like that

whats the catch

[neverstudied]

the catch is that you stop eating mud for christs sake

[Normally he would ask for some sort of payment, but he's literally rich with cat money at this point. And also this kid being broke is the problem here.

... And also for the love of God stop eating mud]

i was planning to breed them soon anyway this just gives me an excuse

they can be either dark-type or normal-type so let me know which you want

[castlethrasher]

i can try but i make no promises
and i guess ill take the dark type then it sounds cooler
should we meet up somewhere or
im in violet right now to kick this fuckler guys ass

[neverstudied]

[For some reason, he just knew she'd want the dark one.]

nah i like JUST got to kanto again to meet up with one of my partners

wont be anywhere near violet city for a while

[He'll be too busy being gay and stupid, try again later.]

i can just send the egg with pidgey post to violet city's pokemon center so like. dont leave town anytime soon

[castlethrasher]

gotcha

[Completely understandable. Godspeed.]

oh yeah thats something you can do
that is how i got most of my team now that i think about it
in that case could you send it to ecruteak actually thats where im headed real soon

[neverstudied]

sure

it'll maybe take a day or two for them to lay the eggs and then about 3 days for it to reach ecruteak i think

and then the eggs take about... 7-8 days to hatch

... please dont eat more mud in the meantime

[i'll probably make an official egg post soon, but fyi the Alolan Meowth will be born knowing: Growl, Scratch, Bite, Fake Out, Fury Swipes, Screech, Feint Attack, Taunt, Pay Day, Slash, Nasty Plot, Assurance, Captivate, Night Slash, Feint, Hyper Voice, Throat Chop, Water Pulse, Toxic, Attract, Rest, Dark Pulse, Double Team, Thunderbolt.]

[castlethrasher]

damn that works out like
perfectly
and i guess since you said please

[ H
Holy fucking shit alright ]

and um

[castlethrasher]

thanks

[neverstudied]

[Susie's gonna get a fucking powerhouse of a kitten because Venkman seeks out move tutors and buys TMs like there's no tomorrow. Have fun]

no problem

good luck with your gym fight