text | private fail | 5/29

[shiro2hero]

hypothetically


How many days without sleep is ... approaching dangerous levels? Factor in substituting Espresso.

Asking for a friend

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[marmoron]

hi
where are you?

[shiro2hero]

I'm with Sasha

Don't worry.

[marmoron]

that doesn't answer my question

[shiro2hero]

On the way to Fuchsia City.

You don't need to come out here.

[marmoron]

well apparently someone's gotta sit on you for a day or two to make you go to sleep

[shiro2hero]

Keith I'm trying.

It's not for lack of attempts.

[marmoron]

then spar with me and burn off all the excess energy

[shiro2hero]

You're going to try and beat the insomnia out of me?

[marmoron]

you ever hear the galran phrase palen-bo?

[shiro2hero]

It sounds like the ending of a bad joke.

So no. I have not.

[marmoron]

it's the galran philosophy of burning away imperfection with training and discipline
i wouldn't say what you're going through now is an imperfection, but sometimes a good spar really does help clear your mind
how about it?

[shiro2hero]

Zen and the art of physical combat, huh?

But

Yeah, why not.

[marmoron]

great
hope youre not out of practice, old timer because i'm not going easy on you

[shiro2hero]

'Old timer'?

Really? You're going to go with that one?

[marmoron]

heh
what would you rather i call you then

[shiro2hero]

Literally anything other than that, probably

[marmoron]

is it really that bad that you'd prefer something like shi-chan over it?

[shiro2hero]

You would never in a million years.

[marmoron]

you sure about that?
a lot of things have happened that i would have never imagined myself doing in a million years
what's one more to add to the list

[shiro2hero]

This one is way... way out of character.

The day you legitimately use "chan" for someone is the day I willingly hold a spider

Not a spider pokemon.

An actual Garrison Toilet Desert Spider.

[marmoron]

that's sounding dangerously close to a challenge, shi-chan

[shiro2hero]

I am not putting a spider in my hand, Keith.

Calling me that based on "a challenge" doesn't count.

[marmoron]

yeah but i'd have to punch myself if i did it unironically
who else would i be chan-ing anyway?

[shiro2hero]

I don't know




Allura?