Princess Allura of Altea (
lioness_rampant) wrote in
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[ Message 1 ] Here's the list you asked for, darling:
-Pokemon treats
-Water filters
-That trail mix with the chocolate candies mixed in
-Detergent pods
-Protection
-Sunblock
-Conditioner for me (it's the lavender bottle) and shampoo for you
-Pokemon shampoo
And if the shop has any fresh bread in the bakery, pick some up? We can make sandwiches.
[ Message 2 ] I love you, and I'll see you soon.
[ Feel free to receive either one or both of these messages. Whatever is funnier, honestly. ]
-Pokemon treats
-Water filters
-That trail mix with the chocolate candies mixed in
-Detergent pods
-Protection
-Sunblock
-Conditioner for me (it's the lavender bottle) and shampoo for you
-Pokemon shampoo
And if the shop has any fresh bread in the bakery, pick some up? We can make sandwiches.
[ Message 2 ] I love you, and I'll see you soon.
[ Feel free to receive either one or both of these messages. Whatever is funnier, honestly. ]
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be back soon
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the only protection they have is in lickitung packaging
im not buying it
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why would they even put that pokeon on that stuff? does it actually get people here in the mood
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PRIVATE OH ANCIENTS
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shiro just told me
i'm trying real hard not to yell in the store
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Shiro...?
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NOW
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shiro why are you
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OH GOD.]
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well now you know not to go looking for that stuff in lavender town
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will keep that distantly in mind.
I think everyone using the network can see that, just. FYI.
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so
hi
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How
Are the badges coming?
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e/e
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i mean i use the steelix mega ultra brand so i dont know about those
but maybe you need something smaller?
idk dude i dont really wanna have this convo with you tbh
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i don't think i wanna have ANY conversation with you if you're gonna brag about how your dick drags on the floor
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it's okay to be jealous
it's natural
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you're the one texting me about condoms like you want my advice
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i'd rather drink a gallon of nunvil than ask you for condom advice
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