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victory_road2016-09-11 09:26 am
thedifferencebetween) wrote in victory_road2016-09-11 09:26 am
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[Jack's been a bit absent from the network this week. He's had a lot on his mind, a lot to deal with. No one's messaged him demanding explanations, he didn't notice too many people taking Angel's bait, but he's gotta keep up like nothing's happening. Time for a little damage control.]
Hey everybody, Handsome Jack here!
In case you need a reminder, I'm the guy with the puppy who makes greeting cards.
[And as always, he's got Doom Boner in his lap and the feed is focused more on the fat puppy than on Jack himself.]
Which is what I'm here to talk to you about today! So, anybody with a pair of eyes can see what the popular Pokemon are. You want anything with a friggin Eevee on it, you can get it. Hell, you're probably gonna be stuck with crap with Eevee on it even if you don't want an Eevee on it. Eevee are on everything! Pikachu, too.
But I don't care about those. What are your favorite under-represented Pokemon? [Because everybody's got a 'favorite' mutant attack animal.] What do you want to see on more merchandise?
Participation in Hyperion Greeting market research gets you a free card!
[A pause.]
Oh, speaking of Pikachu...anyone know if any other stores in the region carry those yellow Pikachu shirts with the black silhouette on the front that's got the lightning bolts trailing behind it? They don't carry'em in the Goldenrod department store anymore, and apparently I need to replace mine.
[He is looking at you, Rhys.]
Hey everybody, Handsome Jack here!
In case you need a reminder, I'm the guy with the puppy who makes greeting cards.
[And as always, he's got Doom Boner in his lap and the feed is focused more on the fat puppy than on Jack himself.]
Which is what I'm here to talk to you about today! So, anybody with a pair of eyes can see what the popular Pokemon are. You want anything with a friggin Eevee on it, you can get it. Hell, you're probably gonna be stuck with crap with Eevee on it even if you don't want an Eevee on it. Eevee are on everything! Pikachu, too.
But I don't care about those. What are your favorite under-represented Pokemon? [Because everybody's got a 'favorite' mutant attack animal.] What do you want to see on more merchandise?
Participation in Hyperion Greeting market research gets you a free card!
[A pause.]
Oh, speaking of Pikachu...anyone know if any other stores in the region carry those yellow Pikachu shirts with the black silhouette on the front that's got the lightning bolts trailing behind it? They don't carry'em in the Goldenrod department store anymore, and apparently I need to replace mine.
[He is looking at you, Rhys.]
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