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[perfectteatime]

[ Hey it's the Mint Professor and his dead-eyed companion Espurr. He's sitting outside in the sunshine, a few of his pokemon can be seen frolicking behind him. ]

Hello. Byleth here.

I have just returned from the optimist.

Sorry. The optimus. Opti-

[ Frown. ]

Op. Tom. E. Trist?

[ SIGH. ]

The eye doctor.

Anyways, they suggested that as apparently my eyesight is actually, as they put it "astonishingly bad", that I try the glasses they prescribed for me outside for the first time and document my experience. So here I am. But they did allow me to choose my favorite color.

[ He presents the glasses to the screen, they're rectangular blue frame is very simple, and very boring. Just like him. He gently puts them on and looks around. It takes him a couple moments before he actually startles, a hand going to the frames as he takes them off, and puts them back on again a few times. ]

WHAT THE-

[ Anyone watching will get to see him go and touch some grass, and then run over to look at a few trees, and then his own pokemon before he returns to look at his Espurr. ]

Oh Breakfast. We're really in it now.

Comments

[perfectteatime]

So they're like little falling stars that you can make friends with? That is... the best thing I think I have ever heard. Why is space so wonderful?

[ !!! So close to the screen suddenly. ]

What! He's so cute! Oh please help me meet one!

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, yeah they really are. I found mine during a meteor shower a while ago, so we'll probably find more the next time we get that kind of event.

[Oh, well, Minior isn't the only thing that's cute right now - ]

I'll do my best.

[perfectteatime]

Well, your company is reward enough, so don't worry about it. I'm excited to see the stars like you see them.

[shiro2hero]

I'm...

I'm excited, too. I'm half expecting like I'm going to wake up or something like that.

[perfectteatime]

Want me to come pinch you?

[shiro2hero]

[ !? ]

[shiro2hero]

N-no. No that's all right. That's not necessary.

[perfectteatime]

Too late. The pinches are coming. Watch out Shiro.

[shiro2hero]

[Oh no, why is this funny - ]

No, don't you dare.

[perfectteatime]

When you least expect it. [ He makes the pinchy motion. ] I'll getcha'.

[shiro2hero]

[Wellp, there he goes. He can't stop laughing now.]

Go easy on me. I haven't fought off a pinch in a long time.

[perfectteatime]

[ Aw, there it is. What a sweet sound. ]

Maybe I can be convinced to take mercy. But only because you're so cute.

[shiro2hero]

You're going to let all this go to my head at this rate.

[perfectteatime]

And would that be such a bad thing to have a little more self confidence?

[shiro2hero]

Pinching me is a way to self-confidence?

[perfectteatime]

If that's what it takes, I'll pinch you into next week.

[shiro2hero]

You won't have to go that far. Pretty sure anyway.

[perfectteatime]

Good. Though I might just do it to hear you laugh again.

[shiro2hero]

Hey, if that's all you want... just tell a bad joke, and I'm good.

[perfectteatime]

Seems I will have to brush up on my jokes. I only know one.

[shiro2hero]

Oh yeah? What is it?

[perfectteatime]

What do you call a cowardly knight?

[shiro2hero]

[Oh. Oh no. Byleth no. You've done it now - his face just lights up. This is it, this is the kind of joke he was talking about.]

I don't know. What?

[perfectteatime]

Sir Render.

[shiro2hero]

[And Shiro just.]

[Cracks up.]

[Like this is the best stand-up routine he's ever heard in his life. Arms folding up, doubling over where he stands.]

Sir... Sir Render...