Video/Action for Azalea Town

[coolskeleton_95]

[Papyrus is filming his walk to the gym.]

GREETINGS, FELLOW TRAINERS! TODAY, YOU WILL WITNESS THE GLORY OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS' VICTORY OVER THE AZALEA TOWN GYM, IN WHICH I WILL-

[Suddenly, the music changes dramatically!]

NYEH? THAT'S NEW...

Well, well, well! Lookit the nerd over here! [A pair of...interestingly looking men approach Papyrus!] Pfft, whats with that weak bandana game you got goin' there? This is how a real bro wears a bandana!

OH, YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN! THERE'S NO IMPROPER WAY TO WEAR A BANDANA! OR A SCARF FOR THAT MATTER! OR A CAPE! EACH CAN BE EQUALLY COOL! I MUST SAY, I DO LIKE YOUR HEADWEAR!

Yo, that's because we're part of the dope Team Skull! You scared yet? [They attempt to shove Papyrus, but he takes a step back regardless. Unfortunately, he's up against a wall.]

OH, TEAM SKULL! YOU MUST BE SKELETON AMBASSADORS FOR THIS WORLD, THEN, RIGHT? WOWIE! I'VE NEVER MET A SKELETON OTHER THAN SANS BEFORE! [He's...not grasping the concept. The Team Skull members exchange looks before laughing.]

Pfft, this weirdo's off his rocker! Skulls are cool symbols, bro! Make people fear the name! Who cares about dumb skeletons? Not even scary!

WELL, I WOULD HOPE NOT! AFTER ALL, IT'S HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS IF PEOPLE ARE AFRAID!

Psh, whatever! Just hand over your Pokemon and we won't have ta bruise ya!

NYEH? I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T THINK THEY WANT TO GO WITH YOU? I CAN INTRODUCE YOU IF YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS?

Ugh, get a clue bro! This is a hold up! We're takin' your Pokemon and that's that! [The first Skull member throws a kick to Papyrus' legs, surprising him and making him fall to his knees, the second lands a solid punch to that impressive jaw.] Now, if you don't want more of that, hand over the Poke-balls!

YOU...YOU VILLAINS! YOU'RE NOT GOODWILL AMBASSADORS AT ALL!

You finally gettin' it! Haha! Knocked some sense into him! [They're closing in!]

N-NO! I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY FRIENDS, TOO! [Time for action! From pack? space, Papyrus pulls some bones cut out of cardboard!] IT MAY NOT BE MY SPECIAL ATTACK, BUT IT WILL REPEL YOU NONETHELESS! [Throw! ...whiff. All parties just kinda stare at the cardboard bone on the ground.]

....Yo, lets finish this. Raticate! Grimer! Lets teach this punk a real lesson in battle!

[Oh, no! Paps is in some trouble! Quickly advise him! Or jump in and save him!]

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[Video]

[agent3]

[aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S THOSE GUYS

THOSE GUYS SHE'S BEEN SEEING SINCE YESTERDAY BEING BULLIES AND NOW THEY'RE BULLYING SOMEONE ELSE]

Fight 'em! Fight! Get'cher Pokemon!! Beat 'em! They'll leave!

[She has no idea where the Azalea Gym is but she can shout advice from the 'gear!]

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[coolskeleton_95]

THAT'S RIGHT! MY FRIENDS HAVE MAGIC! HERCULANUM! LUMINARI! [The Litleo and Shinx emerge from their Pokeballs!]

USE YOUR ELECTRIC AND FIRE BITING ATTACKS! [Thunder and Fire fang, got it! CHOMPING]

[Video]

[agent3]

Woohooo! Go go!

[An Inkay floats into view on her side, and a Shinx with half-lidded eyes pops up from below. What's going on now?]

You can do it!!

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[coolskeleton_95]

Shoot! He's got strong ones!

NYEH-HEH-HEH! HERCULANUM, SPECIAL FINISHING ATTACK!

OWEEEEOOOOOO!!! [Flamethrower! Got it! He manages to send the goon's pokemon flying into their trainers, and somehow set their drooping pants on fire.]

YEOW! WE WON'T FORGET THIS, YO! [And...they're gone!]

[Video]

[agent3]

[Oh my God, that was AWESOME. Thida cackles with laughter, falling back on a Cherrygrove City Inn bed and taking the 'gear with her. Her grin is quite devilish.]

Wooo! Kicked butt! Shows 'em who's boss!!

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[moneylogues]

[Well, that's uh...

That's something.]

...Are these idiots for real?

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[coolskeleton_95]

Yo, who you callin' an idiot, idiot!? Once we're done with skinny here, you're next!

STOP THREATENING PEOPLE!!!!

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[moneylogues]

[Oh good god, okay, this is happening.]

Oh no. They can keep threatening all they want, it's adorable. Seriously, where's their babysitter? Because these morons should not be running around unsupervised.

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[coolskeleton_95]

[NOOOO WHY CAN'T WE ALL BE FRIEEEEENDS]

Oh, you wanna start somethin' punk!? I'm about to give you the verbal beatdown of the century! Raticate, use Theif! [Success! Papyrus' gear is snatched from his hands.]

OH, NO! MY POKEGEAR! YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED TO BORROW IT! [To it's credit, the Raticate looks kind of sorry for what it was ordered to do. It's trainer doesn't notice and sticks his face in the screen.]

You think you can just get away with insultin' Team Skull???

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[moneylogues]

Oh no. I don't think that at all.

I know I can get away with it. In fact, I'm getting away with it as we speak. Honestly, it's far too easy. And did you really just call me a punk? I mean, honestly. This isn't even insulting, it's just... sad.

[He's not even gonna bother actually trying to rip into these guys, because wow they're not worth it.]

Hey, other guy. Did you seriously just let these walking punchlines steal this from you?

Video

[veggie_vamp]

Papy! Those guys are bullies! You should battle them and show them you're the best skeleton around!

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[coolskeleton_95]

*GASP* BULLYING IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE! IT'S NOT NICE AT ALL!

We ain't tryin' to be nice, loser! Grimer, use Pound! [Papyrus is bitch slapped by a pile of sludge!]

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[veggie_vamp]

Oh, no! Papy, are you okay?!

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[coolskeleton_95]

He's fine right now, little lady! Not sure how much longer, so long as he doesn't give up the Pokemon!

MY FRIENDS ARE NOT FOR STEALING!

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[veggie_vamp]

Don't you call me little! Papy is going to protect his Pokemon!

Voice

[meowbel]

Yeah, you go and show those stupid bullies who's boss! You can show them that Team SUPER is a team that you don't want to mess around with!

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[coolskeleton_95]

!!!! YOU'RE RIGHT! NO MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD WOULD TAKE SUCH BULLYING!

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[meowbel]

Exactly!! If I were there right now, I bet I could even show them a thing or two about how you should tr-

[Whoa, hold up there!]

Wait, royal guard? You never said anything about that to me before!! [This changes everything!]

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[coolskeleton_95]

NYEH! THAT'S RIGHT! WELL, I WAS IN TRAINING, BUT ALMOST THERE!

We fightin' or what?

OH! THAT'S RIGHT! HERCULANUM! COME OUT AND USE YOUR SPECIAL FIRE ATTACK!

[Flamethrower go!]

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[meowbel]

[In that moment, everything else was hat going on? It was quickly thrown out the window! There were more important things at hand!]

Then that must mean you must be from some kind of skeleton kingdom or something! [Pause] I'm not too sure how to feel about that but it's still pretty cool to be from a kingdom though!

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[islandshore]

Okay, real quick. You got any antidotes? Fighting types?

[Because while he doesn't hold raticates or grimers in high regard, those guys look different, and it never hurts to be cautious, especially in the face of vigilantes.]

...Also, it might help if you actually use your team here instead of cardboard.

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[coolskeleton_95]

BUT THEY WANT TO STEAL MY FRIENDS!

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[islandshore]

But those same friends can fight back, if you give 'em a chance. And isn't that better than relying on fake bones?

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[coolskeleton_95]

WHAT KIND OF FRIEND WOULD I BE IF I COULDN'T PROTECT THEM????

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[islandshore]

I mean, it's noble of you, but why can't you let them protect you too?

Or at least find something harder than cardboard. Pipe, pan, a pole... Something good for delivering blunt force trauma.