110th moon [video]

[paladinlost]

As everyone should know, it's now November. If you were not aware of that fact, I hope your coma was pleasant and not filled with traumatic discoveries.

[Cecil is making use of his Official Kingly Voice(tm), today. Or his Unofficial TV Presenter Voice(tm). The difference is hard to tell, sometimes.]

What you might not know is that November is a... special month. One that often involves unexplained visitors, unexplained cases of random teleportation, unexplained memory loss, and unexplained Legendary Pokémon who enjoy homemade sandwiches. Such incidents can occur anywhere in both Johto and Kanto, and they can last for days. During that time, this world's definition of 'normal' is unstable at best, and alarming at worst.

[As if it isn't already, but Cecil ignores that thought and continues.]

Your team is suddenly replaced by a school of Magikarps? That is normal, and they'll return to their regular species when it all ends. You live in Cerulean, but find yourself waking up in the Ice Cave? That is normal, and that is why you should wear warm clothing at all times until December. Your long dead grandmother is in your kitchen, commenting on your wallpaper? That is normal, and you should enjoy it while it lasts. You manage to walk from Ecruteak to Olivine within an hour? That is normal, and an excellent opportunity for spontaneous region tours. You wake up with holes in your memory? That is normal, and you should not panic unless your surroundings are damaged or unknown to you.

[Four or five years ago, those words would have been tinted with tired acceptance. But he's long past the tiredness, and it shows.]

This was your friendly November Public Service Announcement. Please enjoy your day.

[If you still can.]

Comments

[Video]

[better2do]

Mm...I, I guess it is kinda late now, huh?

[Video]

[paladinlost]

Between the time in my world and the time here, it's been over twenty years. Far too long to do anything about it, even if I can reach that moon again.

[Video]

[better2do]

O-Oh wow, uh, yeah, that's really too late.

[He actually understands that...humans decompose...]

I guess he's just bones now.

[Video]

[paladinlost]

If that much. There's always the possibility that his body could not hold itself together, without all that malice keeping it alive.

Re: [Video]

[better2do]

But, even he had bones, right? 'M pretty sure I've got bones...at least, I'm sure I do now.

[Asriel you probably had bones as a monster too.]

[Video]

[paladinlost]

...Yes, but as you are not an abomination made of malice and a corpse, yours are surely in a far better condition.

[Such big assumptions.]

[Video]

[better2do]

[Haha...h...a...]

Uh...yeah, I guess they are. They might not do so well in space, either. Right?

[Video]

[paladinlost]

A Lunarian's bones would be adapted to space, but you are right in that they might react differently due to the air. Though I suppose we'll never know for certain.

[Video]

[better2do]

Yeah. I...don't really wanna take bones to the moon to find out.

[He's not going there for experiments he's going there because it's the gosh darned moon]

[Video]

[paladinlost]

It'd be a waste of both precious time and precious luggage space, yes.

[Space that could be used for potions and sharp pieces of metal, of course.]

[Video]

[better2do]

[Or souvenirs like cool moon rocks]

Heh, yeah, so...I won't try findin' that out anytime soon.

[Video]

[paladinlost]

Even if you wanted to, it'd not be possible in this world. Especially if we're sent there without warning again.