So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

[championbound]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
Log:

Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

Comments

[gorira]

Well, our relationship is certainly something that's incomparable, but, that's beside the point. And you don't look a day over 200.

[ Ouch! ]

That's not true, though, and you know it. I didn't go through literal hell together with you just so you could lie to my fucking face.

[seventhprogenitor]

[is it so much to wish that it'd come true

that he wouldn't have to be bombarded by like

a hundred different feelings when he thinks of certain people]

I prefer a wide variety of ice creams, just like killing.

[LET'S JUST. SKIP BACKWARDS.]

[gorira]

Isn't it way too late to go back to that part of the conversation?!

[ You can't just do that!!! ]

[seventhprogenitor]

It's never too late to revisit our favorite topic~!

[HE JUST DID.]

[gorira]

Speak for yourself, my favorite topic is neither murder nor ice cream! Stop deflecting and just admit to yourself that you've got feelings for this guy, or I'll shove garlic down your throat all over again!

[seventhprogenitor]

[..........................................]

It's unusual for a young lady not to like ice cream, in my opinion.

[Just. Putting that out there.]

It's also unusual to have-- lingering feelings, [boy this is weird to talk about when it's not Isaac, Aligula, and... Katniss,] particularly for vampires; reawakening is unfortunately plausible, as you all demonstrated, but for them to be lasting is not something I like.

[... Mostly because it just proves that Isaac's always going to be more than just entertaining and that's like, more solid proof than him getting a haircut and Ferid still thinking he looks cute.]

I'd simply rather not talk about it.

[gorira]

I didn't say I don't like it. I just said it's not my favorite topic. That honor probably goes to love stories. And you can probably thank the pink little horror you named that cat of yours after for that.

[ Murder is a different story, though. That, she doesn't like. ]

Maybe it's just because I'm the opposite of that and shutting off my feelings is something that I can't stand the idea of?

[ Which makes her think of her Sis, but, that's neither here nor there-- ]

But just because this is apparently, like, an anomaly for you guys doesn't mean it's a bad thing. Especially if it's something like love. ...Far be it for me to want to help, but, can I ask what you're afraid of?

[seventhprogenitor]

I liked it better when you all weren't around, thinking about it. Those with finite lifespans always seek an answer to things. [Ferid waves his hand, though, and carefully sets his Skitty down on the ground. Kitligula bounds closer to Chitoge, sniffing at her and meowing because finally she gets to say hello, gosh.] I know it isn't a bad thing -- in fact, it's one of the more excitable things that's happened in my long lifespan, I think, I only wish that it weren't... the way it was, so to say. At this point, I would've rather it never had happened in the first place. It's simply troubling. [... Trouble he doesn't mind, feelings he doesn't mind, it's just the annoying loneliness he feels that's the part he doesn't like. But that's kind of hard for him in particular to word that.]

[gorira]

And yours was just as finite as ours was, apparently. It just took a little longer.

[ She just reaches a hand down for the kitten to sniff at; she'd let Angel out to play with her, but she has a bit of a tendency to get into trouble and steal people's keys, and she can't exactly keep an eye on her and have a serious conversation at the same time. ]

But is it really that bad, though? That the pain of it is that much worse than all of the best parts of it? I don't think that's exactly fair. I know it's a new sensation and all, but don't you think the joy you felt was worth the risk of the pain? And it's not like the pain isn't going to go away. If you...when you see each other again, it'll be worth the wait, won't it? Especially if he's here too, you know?

[seventhprogenitor]

You, Aligula, and Sayaka would make for a terrible trio. [..........] Katniss as well, for a quartet. I hope you four never meet up again.

[gorira]

Unfortunately for you, I'm hoping to see all three of those people again. Sis, especially. And when I do, we're gonna bully you until you find the big, awkward doofus and smooch him, so you better be ready.

[seventhprogenitor]

Oh, I don't mind kissing him at all~! Isaac was the only one who really managed to get me hot under the collar, after all, and he was a pleasure to have in bed too~.

[i wish i could be sorry]

[gorira]

And to think you were so sheepish just to say the damn guy's name earlier, now you have no qualms going on about what you guys do in the sack?

[ You're not much better, miss "I announced to the entirety of deadland that Angel and I are fucking"-- ]

[seventhprogenitor]

You told almost everyone that you and Angel consummated your love just as easily, Chitoge~. There's simply a difference between one and the other when an adult talks about it.

[B U L L S H I T]

[gorira]

L-look, that wasn't exactly my proudest moment, there was some alcohol involved...

[ Well, actually, that's a lie, the whole reason she announced it was because she was so proud, but, details-- ]

I may not be fucking two thousand, but I'm still an adult, though!

[seventhprogenitor]

[He knows what it's like to be young and... whatever you are. Horny? Sure. I mean, granted, that was like two thousands years ago, but still.

Ferid casually wraps an arm around Chitoge's shoulders, not minding Kitligula using his clothes as a climbing spot so she can be up here too, and sighs.]

You'd be surprised how often I forget that~. When you're my age, even the oldest person is still a child -- which is why I never expected any of you to be wise in your decisions~! You're all simply stubborn in whatever you choose to do. It's adorable.

[gorira]

[ It's not horniness, they're in love ]

Coming from you, that, uh, really doesn't sound like a compliment...

[ She just grumbles, but it's clear from how red she's getting that the conversation is embarrassing her. How the tables have turned... ]

[seventhprogenitor]

[It's nicer now that the topic is off of him and his feelings!!!!]

I'm wounded, Chitoge, have I ever lied to you?

[gorira]

Do you really want me to answer that fucking question?

[seventhprogenitor]

You have a number of examples, I'm certain, but tell me the most recent.

[gorira]

"Ooooh, look at me, I'm big bad Ferid, I have noooo feelings, there's nothing in my heart but an empty vooooooid~"

[seventhprogenitor]

[THAT THAT IS!!!!] W-Well, that is usually the case, Chitoge! And I had been returning to that blissful [boring, repetitive, "just kill me already"] state after you all had left. It was wonderful. [... Not entirely wonderful. He kind of got used to them all being around? And then they were gone, leaving him feeling a lot more lonely than he thought he would be.] All of that work seems to becoming undone today, though.

[gorira]

There's another lie! Gavone, you lie through your teeth on, like, a half-hourly basis!

[ Seriously, Ferid. ]

[seventhprogenitor]

[I'M LOSING IT, AREN!!!]

It's wonderful in some regards, as in that once it's gone then I don't feel it again. Not unless something triggers it.

[... Like those letters Isaac left... fuk that guy........]

[gorira]

[ IT'S ADVICE THAT WAS MADE FOR HIM ]

But you don't think that's so boring?! No wonder you like murder so much, is that how you feel something?! There are much better ways to do that, you know!