second video;

[notvaljean]

[The video feed opens with the image of two similar Pokemon eggs —Litton ones, for those familiar with them— nestled together on a bed. A blanket has been haphazardly draped around them, creating the sort of shoddy nest a teenaged boy would make. The round top of an Electrode is just barely visible on the bottom edge of the screen.

Jean doesn’t poke his own head onto the vid, but his voice can be heard. Really, at this point, more people on the network recognize Blitz than him.]

Someone gave us these eggs. [He doesn't specify if it was a man or woman who gifted them the eggs because... he's not entirely sure. Is Blanche a woman or a man? He just doesn't know.] Do we need to do anything special with them?

[He's not going to sit on them to keep them warm, that's for sure. Jean's ass is narrow and bony and would break their shells.]

And what's inside them? Are we going to get birds?

[As Jean speaks, a small round Rowlet lands on the bed, hopping closer to the two eggs. She seems to be giving them a very sullen stink-eye, before she flutters up, readying her feathery vengeance on the intruders. Armin hurries into the background, scooping her out of the air in a rush, knocking into Blitz the douchy Electrode in the process. A zap, an oww, and a soft, exasperated sigh from Jean later and the feed goes black.]

[ooc: responses will be coming from both Jean and Armin.]

Comments

[Video]

[notvaljean]

[Dennis is a terrible name for a Gyarados. Not bad for a Magikarp, but not so good for a dragon monster.]

Won't that confuse him, though, if I change his name?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[No. It is not. Jack Skellington is nothing short of delightful but a good Pokemon-namer, he frequently is not.]}

You don't have to change it entirely.

Just give him, you know, a respectable full title.

[Video]

[notvaljean]

Okay. I'll think of something great for him.

[The sound of splashing and flailing in the background, and Jean sighing.]

He still hasn't evolved. Pretty soon, though.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Make sure and spoil him a little between now and then.

It pays to have the giant badass dragon on your side when it emerges, y'know?

[Video]

[notvaljean]

What do the fish even like? I mean, I totally want the giant badass dragon on my side, but I have no idea what Fisch Mordergesicht actually like doing.

[Yes, his Magikarp's new name is Fish Murderface. Is that a cool enough name for a Gyarados?]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[Yes, Fish Murderface is acceptable.]}

... Honestly, that I can't help you with too much.

The only water-type Pokemon I've actually trained long-term is a crocodile.

But I mean... all Pokemon like treats, right?

[Video]

[notvaljean]

He likes to try to steal treats from Blitz sometimes!

[Never successfully, but attempts have been made.]

That probably means he's going to be a brave water dragon, huh?

[Only the boldest of Pokemon try to antagonize the mighty doucheball.]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Deliberately picking fights with an electric-type?

Yeah, I'd say that takes guts, for a Magikarp.

[Video]

[notvaljean]

I always thought he was doing it because he was tired of training and just wanted Blitz to zap him and get it over with.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

So, guts with a side of self-destructive masochism.

Interesting.

Once he's a Gyarados, you uh... might wanna stop him from doing that.

[Video]

[notvaljean]

Yeah, I need to spend more time with him so he doesn't hate me when he's a dragon. He always listens when we're training, though. It's only after that he gets grabby about treats.