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[The video feed opens with the image of two similar Pokemon eggs —Litton ones, for those familiar with them— nestled together on a bed. A blanket has been haphazardly draped around them, creating the sort of shoddy nest a teenaged boy would make. The round top of an Electrode is just barely visible on the bottom edge of the screen.

Jean doesn’t poke his own head onto the vid, but his voice can be heard. Really, at this point, more people on the network recognize Blitz than him.]

Someone gave us these eggs. [He doesn't specify if it was a man or woman who gifted them the eggs because... he's not entirely sure. Is Blanche a woman or a man? He just doesn't know.] Do we need to do anything special with them?

[He's not going to sit on them to keep them warm, that's for sure. Jean's ass is narrow and bony and would break their shells.]

And what's inside them? Are we going to get birds?

[As Jean speaks, a small round Rowlet lands on the bed, hopping closer to the two eggs. She seems to be giving them a very sullen stink-eye, before she flutters up, readying her feathery vengeance on the intruders. Armin hurries into the background, scooping her out of the air in a rush, knocking into Blitz the douchy Electrode in the process. A zap, an oww, and a soft, exasperated sigh from Jean later and the feed goes black.]

[ooc: responses will be coming from both Jean and Armin.]

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They're all fine. We've... reached an understanding about boundaries and proper social interaction. A little tip, though: don't get a Snorlax if you can't afford the food bill.

Understood.

[Note to self: no Snorlaxes.]

Any other tips about dangerous Pokemon out there?

...Most are made dangerous by their personalities more than their species, but there's plenty of Fire-types with exposed flames on their bodies. They're fun to raise, but must be handled with care.

[Which should be obvious, but still.]

Chatots aren't dangerous, but they're parrots. If you practice a love confession or complain about a coworker, they're going to repeat it, usually in front of witnesses.

[Is it terrible that now Jean wants to get Eren a Chatot? Eren would probably teach it to say insults, but, on the off chance that he'd tell it something personal... oh, what a glorious day that would be.]

I've definitely found that out already.

[Case in point: the doucheball behind him that likes to shock people when he doesn't get his way.]

One of my friend has some fire types, but not the kind with fire on them. Now where can I find a Chatot?

[Yup, he's going there.]

In Violet's Sprout Tower.

[He approves. He approves a lot.]

They're a pain to find even when the ghosts don't get involved, but the reward is very much worth the hunt.

Thanks for the tip. Now I know where I need to go hunting next.

You're welcome. It's always nice to see young people with specific goals in mind, and the tools necessary to achieve those goals in hand.

[Even if that goal is embarrassing a friend using a Chatot as a proxy.]

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