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victory_road2016-06-23 06:22 pm
captainash) wrote in victory_road2016-06-23 06:22 pm
Entry tags:
- captain ash (gundam age),
- dave strider (homestuck),
- death (the sandman),
- draculaura (monster high),
- jimmy darling (american horror story),
- joker (kuroshitsuji),
- lancer/cu chulainn (fate/ha),
- mafuyu kurosaki (oresama teacher),
- maurice hutch (oc),
- naoya (smt devil survivor),
- ryner lute (legendary heroes)
44th treasure [audio]
[For a minute, only the usual noises of a large city at night can be heard. It's only after two Meowth start arguing some distance away that someone finaly speaks.
Ash hesitated a long time, before starting this feed.]
...If I have to celebrate one more birthday in this world, I think I'm going to scream. Does anyone have any terrible birthday stories to share, or do I have to start telling my own?
Ash hesitated a long time, before starting this feed.]
...If I have to celebrate one more birthday in this world, I think I'm going to scream. Does anyone have any terrible birthday stories to share, or do I have to start telling my own?
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A sun, either normal or the size of two universes, is probably beyond my abilities.
That's disappointing.
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one armed hatedogs that can fly and teleport and use swords
would that suit you better than trying to fight the sun
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Because I'm a decent mobile suit pilot, but smaller targets that are faster than me could conceivably be annoying to hit.
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just let it go
i wasnt really being serious anyway and you shouldnt either
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Though I guess doing so is beyond me, even at my best.
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the worst
dont let it get to you though none of us could do anything about them either
at least not these versions of us
so whatever
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Llama versus dogs: the match of the century.
[Private Text] WOW WELL I SURE DID NOT MEAN TO TEXT COLOR whoops
yeah
maybe
[Well, Dave sure did a good job depressing the fuck out of himself today. At least the image of the llama taking on both Jacks is sort of funny.]
sorry again
i swear im not always an untrammeled leaky sack of woe
[Private Text] I kinda figured that was accidental. Though bright and cheery!
Unless you're working at a theme park, but that's what off-hours are for.
It's less damaging than the traditional Bisidian celebration/mourning/depression activity, anyway.
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[That's one hell of an opener for a subject change.]
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Namely, getting really drunk.
Being a sack of woe might feel temporarily unpleasant, but at least it doesn't destroy your liver.
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yeah
ill pass
thats not a taste im interested in cultivating really
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I've seen what happens when colleagues cultivate it a little too much, and it's not pretty.
AND it might just make the woe worse, if you're unlucky.
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ive been up close and personal with the results of getting truly sozzled too i dont really need to test it on my own still developing delicate organs
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Besides, even if they weren't, they do so much good work for us that they deserve to be treated well.
Unless yours are not actually working hard for you, in which case... treat them well still, I guess?
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especially given that all things considered they really shouldnt have to work at all anymore
couldve retired and translocated to fiji for the sun and teeny paper umbrellas in usda approved virgin daiquiris
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They'd have to drag you along, of course, but it might improve their performance even more.