[ first showdown: video ]

[overtwohundred]

[ When the feed turns on, there's Nisha, staring into the camera. She taps the top of the thing--it's definitely picked up by the audio--before she leans back a little.

The Salandit that's made itself at home across her shoulders gives a little croon, and Nisha scratches it under the chin like it's a dog. ]

Can't believe this crap is so outdated, but good to see some things never change. [ She looks incredibly relaxed, considering. ] Anyway, guess a greeting's in order, since I don't know how the hell long it's been since I was here last.

Nisha Kadam, pleasure's all yours. I've got a proposition for everyone here. When I get my team all trained up? Come and find me.

I'll gladly battle anyone who wants a challenge. And Vault Hunters, if you're out there ruining things all over again? You're all at the top of my list.

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[thedifferencebetween]

[Enjoy this brief look into Jack and Felix's domestic life.]

And so's your stupid hair! What's your point?

[Yeah, Jack is just yelling right back.]

[moneylogues]

My hair looks fucking awesome, screw you!

[These are adults.]

[thedifferencebetween]

No it doesn't! You look like you used to be part of a boy band when you were an appropriate age to be in a boy band and ya just can't give it up.

[moneylogues]

[..........]

OH FUCK OFF SKUNKSTRIPE!

[thedifferencebetween]

MY SKUNK STRIPE IS SEXY AS HELL! It's classy and sophisticated and shit!

[moneylogues]

Oh, "sophisticated", sure. You keep telling yourself that!

[thedifferencebetween]

Um excuse you, Pumpkin Prince, but turn on the TV and every friggin hot professor or whatever has got a skunk stripe!

[moneylogues]

Do they also wear every single outfit they own at the same time?!

[thedifferencebetween]

Layers are fashionable! Layers are always in!

Maybe if you had clothes actually worth wearing, you'd get that.

[moneylogues]

They don't mean seven layer, Jack! No one needs so many layers!

[thedifferencebetween]

I NEED THEM, SCREW YOU!

Oh, hey, by the way...running out to go grab the wife, need anything from the store while I'm going out?

[moneylogues]

NO YOU DON'T AND ONE DAY I'M HOLDING A FUCKING INTERVENTION!

[One day. Maybe. Probably not, that's like actual effort.]

...Yeah, I think we're out of cereal, could use some more of that.

[thedifferencebetween]

LIKE HELL YOU WILL! Mess with my style and your name's coming off the credit card, I swear to god...

The chocolate stuff or the fruity sugar stuff?

[overtwohundred]

[ She's so incredibly amused. ]

Didn't realize I was moving in with a couple of high school girls. Done with your catfight, ladies?

[ Felix can definitely hear that. ]

[thedifferencebetween]

Ha ha, very funny.

Relax, I'm getting you before I get the cereal.

[moneylogues]

[Muffled this time and the last time he'll chime in here:]

Get chocolate.

[overtwohundred]

Didn't doubt that for a second, baby.

[thedifferencebetween]

Okay, now I'm on my way.

And then we're gonna go to the store.

But we're gonna catch up first.

[And now he really is heading out the door, to head to HQ. But it was very important that he yell across the house at Felix about their fashion senses. he couldn't leave without the last word.]

[overtwohundred]

Kept me waiting long enough.

[ She doesn't actually sound mad or annoyed. She's missed him, damn it. ]

You talkin' about talking, or something more fun?

[thedifferencebetween]

Sorry babe, ya gotta share.

We're talking right now. What do you think I mean?

And in case you're still confused, lemme clear it up: I'm gonna break a bed with you.

[overtwohundred]

I can share, but only if I get repaid in turn.

[ Lookit that shit-eating grin. ]

Ooh, serenade me with your sweet, sweet words! I'm gonna make sure you keep your promise, sweetcheeks.

[thedifferencebetween]

If you're asking if I'd care if you banged a chick, I would care. Because I'd wanna see it because it would be freaking hot.

Good, cause I'm dead serious. I know exactly which bed I wanna break.

[overtwohundred]

Hell yeah. Just need to find one of those, and you could even join in if she's into that.

[ Amazing. ]

Better be a good one. You spoiled me back on Helios, I won't settle fr anything less than the best.

[thedifferencebetween]

Wanna know something shitty? I knew a chick that'd be totally into that, but she left.

Of course it's not gonna be a good one, we are literally going to break it.

[overtwohundred]

Hell, I should've come earlier, then! Was she smokin'?

[ pfft. ]

Point. Where's this magical bed, anyway?