7th Match // [video] New Bark Town

[fuelthefire]

[Today's video features Krieg's masked face, as usual, and, gosh, he sounds kind of angry...]

BREAKING NEWS! The salacious sheriff is a liar and a COWARD!

IF YOU CAN'T FIGHT WITHOUT CANNON FODDER TO HIDE BEHIND THEN SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE MURDERTRAIN!!

[Okay, a lot angry. Public Service Announcement dispensed with, he cuts the feed.]

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[shiro2hero]

[Yeah, okay, even knowing the big guy? That yelling and sudden booming voice are startling. Very startling. He jumps, his Aggron jumps, and his Incineroar does that cat thing where their tail and fur poofs up and they sprint away like a Halloween cat.]

[A moment later:]

Krieg?

What happened?

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[fuelthefire]

She promised me a fight and then she ran away!

[That's Krieg's masked face shoved right up to the 'Gear, sorry, Shiro...]

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[shiro2hero]

Who promised you a fight? And why?

[That's fine, that's. Normal Krieg, right?]

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[fuelthefire]

The Sheriff! She said she wanted a rematch!

[And so did Krieg TBH]

Killed her good last time. This time I'm gonna do it better!

[Just like he's gonna get Jack eventually, too. 8)]

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[shiro2hero]

What sheriff?

[Well there's the kicker --]

Krieg, no! You can't just kill someone!

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[fuelthefire]

Pff! She has it coming!

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[shiro2hero]

No.

Whether or not she 'has it coming' doesn't mean you get to just murder her.

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[fuelthefire]

I know! Can't kill someone who's not in front of you!

[Well, you can, but that's not Krieg's style.]

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[shiro2hero]

That's not what I meant.

What did she do that makes you so adamant about this?

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[fuelthefire]

Corporate blackmail, money laundering, abuse of power, conspiracy to destroy Pandora, and she

Killed!

The Slab King's!

PUPPY!

[The things that leave an impression on Krieg...]

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[shiro2hero]

[What in the.]

She did that here?

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[fuelthefire]

[Shiro, please, try to keep up.]

Not here! On Pandora!

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[shiro2hero]

Has she done anything here, Krieg?

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[fuelthefire]

Not yet. Why's it matter?

[Pro tip: it doesn't matter.]

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[shiro2hero]

[Yes it does.]

Because you can't punish someone for something they didn't do ... here!

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[fuelthefire]

Why not?

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[shiro2hero]

Think about it.

If you did something on another world, but nothing here, there's nothing here to be held accountable for.

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[fuelthefire]

[Shiro, buddy, that's not sound logic.]

The bandits I killed on Pandora don't stop being dead just because I'm here now instead. Are you gonna give me a pass, too?

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[shiro2hero]

Krieg --

[Why are you making this difficult!!]

You can't kill someone here. You'll get arrested, at least.

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[fuelthefire]

Mngh...Maybe not, but it'd be a lot of fun to try!

[You can take the Psycho out of Pandora...]

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[shiro2hero]

And what happens to your team if you get locked up? Murder Chicken and the others?

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[fuelthefire]

Nothing! They'll break me out!

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[shiro2hero]

Krieg, seriously!

Do you think the people here will just let them do that? They'll get hurt. Or worse.

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[fuelthefire]

[He rolls his eyes at Shiro's dramatics, but he does actually adopt a slightly more serious tone for his next response.]

You worry too much.

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[shiro2hero]

Can't help it, man.

Kind of in my job description.