7th Match // [video] New Bark Town

[fuelthefire]

[Today's video features Krieg's masked face, as usual, and, gosh, he sounds kind of angry...]

BREAKING NEWS! The salacious sheriff is a liar and a COWARD!

IF YOU CAN'T FIGHT WITHOUT CANNON FODDER TO HIDE BEHIND THEN SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE MURDERTRAIN!!

[Okay, a lot angry. Public Service Announcement dispensed with, he cuts the feed.]

Comments

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[bertall]

<sub>[That is-- wow, that's loud. He knew that the volume on his pokegear could get high, but he didn't think it'd get that high. It makes him jump, and he's very glad that he's not using a knife right now in the kitchen.

He does drop the mixing bowl he had been holding now, and he almost looks upset.]</sub>

S-Salacious? Who're you talking about?

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[fuelthefire]

The Sheriff!

[Bro, weren't you listening?]

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[bertall]

...Did the Jennys do something wrong?

_{[BECAUSE WHAT OTHER 'SHERRIFF' COULD THERE BE?]}

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[fuelthefire]

[Bro.]

Pff! Not the squeaky rent-a-cops! The Sheriff from Pandora!

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[bertall]

I, ah... I don't know anyone like that from Pandora.

<sub>[Krieg

Krieg help him.]</sub>

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[fuelthefire]

Good! Best to keep it that way!

[Really, it's just Nisha and Jack. Maybe Moxxi. But Moxxi's a classy lady, so on second thought, not Moxxi.]

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[bertall]

...Who are they, anyway? I-I mean, uh... What'd they do for you to not like them?

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[fuelthefire]

The FORMER Sheriff of Lynchwood! She's a Hyperion STOOGE and PUPPY MURDERER!!