7th Match // [video] New Bark Town

[fuelthefire]

[Today's video features Krieg's masked face, as usual, and, gosh, he sounds kind of angry...]

BREAKING NEWS! The salacious sheriff is a liar and a COWARD!

IF YOU CAN'T FIGHT WITHOUT CANNON FODDER TO HIDE BEHIND THEN SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE MURDERTRAIN!!

[Okay, a lot angry. Public Service Announcement dispensed with, he cuts the feed.]

Comments

[audio]

[fuelthefire]

We both are.

[Obviously. Which he doesn't say, but it's heavily implied in his tone. Whoever's texting him seems a little slow on the uptake...]

[Text]

[bleedingunversed]

Maybe you just assumed you knew what town they'd be in, genius.

[audio]

[fuelthefire]

Fresh meat goes to the tiny town first! That's how this stupid place works!

[Text]

[bleedingunversed]

Someone doesn't know everything about this place then.

Now who's the stupid one?

[audio]

[fuelthefire]

[So much eye rolling is happening right now. Whoever this is is starting to remind him of Jack.]

So tell me what I don't know, Smartypants.

[Text]

[bleedingunversed]

Are you ready for this?




Some people take the goddamn ferry to the other region when they first arrive.

[He's enjoying this a lot okay.]

[audio]

[fuelthefire]

Pfff! [That's one derisive sound of derision.]

Already knew that. What else you got?

[He asks, though he is not hopeful for a useful answer..]

[Text]

[bleedingunversed]

Meaning the person you were trying to find was probably long gone from that town before you even got there,
moron.

[audio]

[fuelthefire]

[Yep, there they go, just as he thought they might.]

Better a moron than a coward.

[Maybe he's talking about Nisha. Maybe he's talking about Vanitas. Maybe both! Ambiguity!]

[Text]

[bleedingunversed]

Big man, throwing around the word coward.

No wonder they took off before you got there. They must have been terrified.

[audio]

[fuelthefire]

Pfmnahahahahaha!

[He's pretty sure whoever this is is trying to troll him. But he's spent so much time being trolled by the master, it's barely even annoying him.

...Though "barely annoyed" is still annoyed, and he's got better things to do with his time, SO:]

Try harder next time, Mini Jack.

[And that's Krieg finished with this conversation.]