[03] [Texts w/ Chloe at 4 AM] [Image heavy!!]

[hellablue]

yo
im looking up memes right
and this fucking loser keeps popping up
who is he
and why tf does he think a ninetales is gonna do shit to water
idk pokemon and i know thats stupid as fuck
somebody needs to tell him


also i found more memes look
look


lmao

relatable am i right


shes gettin screwed


fuck i'm done
im going to bed
i fucking love pokemon world internet
its just like real internet
everything is the same but with pokemon
its fucking wild

Comments

[islandshore]

I mean, I used a Charizard against Misty's elite team, and he did pretty well.

Solarbeam and Thunder Punch come in handy. Because that's the thing- you can teach Pokemon moves to cover their weaknesses. Maybe this guy did the same?

As for the rest... decent macros, I guess, but if a little kid asks what's up with that Jasmine pic, better keep it vague. Amazingly, there are younger trainers in our group.

[He can't believe he pulled a "think of the kids." Man, he's getting old...]

[hellablue]

i mean sure i guess
if ur into being that competitive and obsessive about it
but all im saying is for us normal people if u send out a fire against a water were gonna think ur a dumbass

are u like 50
who cares about the children

[islandshore]

Ha. Playing against expectations can make battles more thrilling, though. Besides, what fun is it if it's a cakewalk?

But hey, that's just my "obsessive," competitive opinion talking.

And nah, I'm 23. Still, if I didn't say it, someone even more crotchety would.

[hellablue]

i didn't realize so many people here were crotchety
nobody bats an eye when i talk about drugs but i post something vaguely nsfw and its like oooh nooo
kids arent as innocent as u think anyway bruh

[islandshore]

I'd say it comes and goes, just like anything here.

But for the record, I wasn't totally serious anyway.

...Though now you have me wondering if there's some secret black market for Paras mushrooms or something.

[Does this place even have drugs? Riku'd never take 'em himself. Never liked the idea of taking stuff that's a) addictive, and b) can seriously mess you up, but curse his curiosity.]

[hellablue]

i can confirm
there is a paras mushroom black market
and that shit is expensive

[islandshore]

...Oh geez.

What does that stuff even do? Not interested in getting any, but it's a drug from a Pokemon. The mere concept's kinda crazy.