[03] [Texts w/ Chloe at 4 AM] [Image heavy!!]

[hellablue]

yo
im looking up memes right
and this fucking loser keeps popping up
who is he
and why tf does he think a ninetales is gonna do shit to water
idk pokemon and i know thats stupid as fuck
somebody needs to tell him


also i found more memes look
look


lmao

relatable am i right


shes gettin screwed


fuck i'm done
im going to bed
i fucking love pokemon world internet
its just like real internet
everything is the same but with pokemon
its fucking wild

Comments

[meteorman]

In all fairness I beat two out of three of Misty's Pokémon with that Ninetales.

[hellablue]

wait wait wait
ITS YOU
lmao holy shit dude youre a meme
hows it feel
i always wondered how itd be on that end of it
hella embarrassing right?

[meteorman]

I'm not very familiar with memes.

[You know. Because he's old. And is too busy making money on FurretAfinity to go trawling meme sites.]

It's about irony, isn't it?

[hellablue]

oh right
you do look like 98 so yeah
makes sense.

irony mushed together with stupidity

[meteorman]

I do not look 98.

[That's the most important part of that.]

[hellablue]

how old u look and how old u THINK u look never matches up

[meteorman]

I take very good care of myself. What about me looks 98.

[hellablue]

dude you have bushy old man eyebrows and gray hair
also
u think ninetales can beat water pokemon
so ur mind is definitely going
im sorry no ones told u the truth yet

[meteorman]

It did beat two of them! I only lost because her Starmie knew Recover and I couldn't take it down in one hit.

There's more than type matchups to battling. It's about strategy and planning.

And my eyebrows are perfectly appropriate for a man of seventy.

[hellablue]

yeah but strategy and planning only go so far when water puts fire out
its just the way life works

youre so mad about being old
you need to chill before you need your life alert

[meteorman]

My what

[hellablue]

[meteorman]

[What the fuck is that that barely explains anything]

If something managed to knock me over I am perfectly capable of standing up again on my own.

[hellablue]

[It explains everything.]

not if u break a hip tho

[meteorman]

I am not nearly decrepit enough to be in danger of breaking a hip by falling over. Not unless I fell out of a third floor window.

[hellablue]

THIRD floor window??

dude even like a olympic champion would prolly break a hip falling out the second floor window
youre way too overconfident in ur hips
i think youre overcompensating bc you actually know youre old
this is denial.

[meteorman]

I am perfectly well aware of what my hips can and cannot withstand. It has nothing to do with denial.

[hellablue]

oh my god youre so MAD
build a bridge and get over it
wait thats too much work for your 98 year old ass
maybe have ur ninetales do it for you

[meteorman]

I work very hard to keep my body in peak condition.

[BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT BECAUSE HE DOES]

Given enough time and proper materials I could absolutely build a bridge.

[hellablue]

oh my god though
even that sentence is hella old man speak
"given enough time and proper materials"
somebody who isnt old just builds the fuckin bridge
but you
you build the bridge if u have enough time and proper materials

youre an old man
with decrepit hips
im surprised you managed to hobble into mistys gym let alone battle her lmao

[meteorman]

If you don't have the proper materials then what are you building the bridge out of? Irony?

[goddamn kids]

For your information I have twelve of the sixteen badges. I am perfectly capable of battling.

[hellablue]

u build the bridge out of whatever u can
its called being adaptable and not set in ur old man ways
did u know ants build bridges out of themselves
maybe the bridge is made out of human bodies
whatever its made out of isnt the proper materials
because im not old

sure u do

[meteorman]

When did I ever say that ants or human bodies weren't proper bridge material.

If you don't believe me I would be happy to demonstrate.

[It is four fucking AM]

[hellablue]

[See. She would respond to that, but. You just challenged her. And now that's the only thing on her radar.]

you wanna fucking go

[It sure as fuck is my dude.]

[meteorman]

Behind the Dedenny's in south Goldenrod. Twenty minutes. Three on three.

[And then, a few minutes later:]

What level is your team, roughly.

[He has something to prove and he can't prove it by just trouncing her with three Pokémon at level 100.]